- For the episode, see Work Bus.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Andy Bernard presents: Summer Softball Epic Fails!
- Andy: That was not a fail.
- Group: Fail! Fail! Fail!
- Andy: That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. You're all failing right now. Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail!
- Dwight: Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.
- Stanley: Well, I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.
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