See episode Women's Appreciation

Michael: Many women are confident drivers.

Dwight: If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Phyllis: I think I just got flashed.

Creed: The guy was just hanging brain! I mean, what's all the fuss?

Michael: Phyllis? Did this guy even see Pam? Or Karen...from behind?

Michael: [to Toby] Prove it, let's see your penis.

Angela: Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids can just be too flashy. So I'm forced to shop at the American Girl Store, and order clothes for large colonial dolls.

Dwight: [to Andy] That is because you're a preppy freak, the office pariah, and nobody likes you.

Andy: [Noticing Pam's sketch looks similar to Dwight] He looks like a real deviant.

Creed I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

Michael: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. 'Cause they are un-understandable.

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