Changes: Women's Appreciation Quotes

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see episode Women's Appreciation

Dwight: If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Phyllis: I think I just got flashed.

Creed: The guy was just hanging brain! I mean, what's all the fuss?

Michael: Phyllis? Did this guy even see Pam? Or Karen...from behind?

Michael: [to Toby] Prove it, let's see your penis.

Angela: Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids can just be too flashy. So I'm forced to shop at the American Girl Store, and order clothes for large colonial dolls.

Dwight: [to Andy] That is because you're a preppy freak, the office pariah, and nobody likes you.

Andy: [Noticing Pam's sketch looks similar to Dwight] He looks like a real deviant.

Michael: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Cause they are un-understandable.

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 :see episode ''[[Women's Appreciation]]''
-[[Dwight Schrute|'''Dwight''':]] If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
+[[Dwight Schrute|'''Dwight:''']] If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
+----
-[[Phyllis Lapin-Vance|Phyllis]]: I think I just got flashed.
+'''[[Phyllis Lapin-Vance|Phyllis]]:''' I think I just got flashed.
+----
-[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]: The guy was just hanging brain! I mean, what's all the fuss?
+'''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' The guy was just hanging brain! I mean, what's all the fuss?
+----
-[[Michael Scott|Michael ]]: Phyllis? Did this guy even see Pam? Or [[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]...from behind?
+'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' Phyllis? Did this guy even ''see'' Pam? Or [[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]...from behind?
+----
-Michael: [to Toby] Prove it, let's see your penis.
+'''[[Michael]]:''' [to Toby] Prove it, let's see your penis.
+----
-[[Angela Martin|Angela]]: Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids can just be too flashy. So I'm forced to shop at the American Girl Store, and order clothes for large colonial dolls.
+'''[[Angela Martin|Angela]]:''' Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids can just be too flashy. So I'm forced to shop at the American Girl Store, and order clothes for large colonial dolls.
+----
-Dwight: [to Andy] That is because you're a preppy freak, the office pariah, and nobody likes you.
+'''[[Dwight]]:''' [to Andy] That is because you're a preppy freak, the office pariah, and nobody likes you.
+----
-Andy: [Noticing Pam's sketch looks similar to Dwight] He looks like a real deviant.
+'''[[Andy]]:''' [Noticing Pam's sketch looks similar to Dwight] He looks like a real deviant.
+----
-Michael: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Cause they are un-understandable.
+'''[[Michael]]:''' Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Cause they are un-understandable.
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