- See episode, Viewing Party
- Andy: Why does Erin like Gabe?
- Darryl: Andy, look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters...I'd choose you.
- Andy: That's really nice. Thank you.
- Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
- Michael: If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.
- Erin: I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but theres this thing on Glee called a mashup where you take two things that don't go together and they make a great song, take Gabe, take Michael, you get "Gaymike".
- Angela: Are you going [to the party]?
- Dwight: Not because I want to, of all feelings to base a show around, Glee? Thirst, now there's a show I'd watch.
- Angela: I would watch that.
- Dwight: Insert it in my mouth.
- Jim: 'Kay, that's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better, trust me.
- Dwight: Try me.
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