Changes: The Merger Quotes

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See episode The Merger

Dwight: I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

Pam: Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know, I did just make him run around the building, and I have no intention of timing him - this isn't even a stopwatch, it's a digital thermometer! He does make my life harder sometimes, and on purpose - like, he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company...I should really get back to work.

Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.

Andy: Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of Sales.

Dwight: So, you'll be reporting to me, then...

Andy: Um, on the contrary...

Dwight: My title has "manager" it is...

Andy: And I'm a "director"....

Andy: Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes...because, the angrier (Dwight) gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there...layin' on the charm.

Stanley: I don't know who these new people think they are; I've sat downwind of Phyllis's stinky perfumes for years...never said a word.

Martin: What the hell is with this guy?

Stanley: Got an hour? I'll try to explain.

Stanley: Trust me, it only gets worse!

Martin: Is he always like this?

Ryan: Sometimes he brings more costumes...

Hannah: When do people work?

Phyllis: We find little times during the day.

Karen: How are we gonna get home?

Phyllis: Bob Vance has an air pump - he said he'd fill all our tires up...

Karen: Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration?

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 :''See episode'' ''[[The Merger]]''
-'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther..
+'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.
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 '''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know, I did just make him run around the building, and I have ''no'' intention of timing him - this isn't even a stopwatch, it's a digital thermometer! He ''does'' make my life harder sometimes, and on purpose - like, he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company...I should really get back to work.
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-'''[[Dwight]]:''' Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.<br />
+:'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
-'''[[Andy]]:''' Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of Sales.<br />
+:'''[[Andy Bernard|Andy]]:''' Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of Sales.
-'''[[Dwight]]:''' So, you'll be reporting to me, then...<br />
+:'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' So, you'll be reporting to me, then...
-'''[[Andy]]:''' Um, on the contrary...<br />
+:'''[[Andy Bernard|Andy]]:''' Um, on the contrary...
-'''[[Dwight]]:''' ''My'' title has "manager" it is...<br />
+:'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' ''My'' title has "manager" it is...
-'''[[Andy]]:''' And I'm a "director"....<br />
+:'''[[Andy Bernard|Andy]]:''' And I'm a "director"....
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-'''[[Andy]]:''' Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes...because, the angrier (Dwight) gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there...''layin' on the charm.''
+'''[[Andy Bernard|Andy]]:''' Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes...because, the angrier (Dwight) gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there...''layin' on the charm.''
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 '''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I don't know who these new people think they are; I've sat downwind of Phyllis's stinky perfumes for ''years''...never said a word.
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-'''[[Martin Nash|Martin]]:''' What the hell is with this guy?<br />
+:'''[[Martin Nash|Martin]]:''' What the hell is with this guy?
-'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' Got an hour? I'll try to explain.<br />
+:'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' Got an hour? I'll try to explain.
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-'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' Trust me, it only gets worse!<br />
+:'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' Trust me, it only gets worse!
-'''[[Martin Nash|Martin]]:''' Is he ''always'' like this?<br />
+:'''[[Martin Nash|Martin]]:''' Is he ''always'' like this?
-'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Sometimes he brings more costumes...<br />
+:'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Sometimes he brings more costumes...
-'''[[Hannah Smoterich-Barr|Hannah]]''': When do people ''work''?<br />
+:'''[[Hannah Smoterich-Barr|Hannah]]''': When do people ''work''?
-'''[[Phyllis Lapin|Phyllis]]:''' We find little times during the day.<br />
+:'''[[Phyllis Vance|Phyllis]]:''' We find little times during the day.
-'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' How are we gonna get home?<br />
+:'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' How are we gonna get home?
-'''[[Phyllis Lapin|Phyllis]]:''' Bob Vance has an air pump - he said he'd fill all our tires up...<br />
+:'''[[Phyllis Vance|Phyllis]]:''' Bob Vance has an air pump - he said he'd fill all our tires up...
 '''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration?
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