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'''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]:''' Hey Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you - I really miss our friendship.<br /> |
'''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]:''' Hey Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you - I really miss our friendship.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Stanley]]:''' I've never heard you talk that much - I thought it was Kelly!<br /> |
+ | '''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I've never heard you talk that much - I thought it was Kelly!<br /> |
'''[[Kelly Kapoor|Kelly]]:''' Are you kidding? I would ''never'' have done that - it was Patheticville - no offense, Pam.<br /> |
'''[[Kelly Kapoor|Kelly]]:''' Are you kidding? I would ''never'' have done that - it was Patheticville - no offense, Pam.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Meredith]]:''' You know what? Don't even worry about it - everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.<br /> |
+ | '''[[Meredith Palmer|Meredith]]:''' You know what? Don't even worry about it - everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Creed]]:''' ''I'' remember. I blogged the whole thing! |
+ | '''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' ''I'' remember. I blogged the whole thing! |
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| − | '''[[Creed]]:''' www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts - check it out!<br /> |
+ | '''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts - check it out!<br /> |
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I...opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it - even for the internet, it's...pretty shocking. |
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I...opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it - even for the internet, it's...pretty shocking. |
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[[Dwight Schrute|'''Dwight''': ]]Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote [[Jim Halpert]]. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? [http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Bauer Jack Bauer.] But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified. |
[[Dwight Schrute|'''Dwight''': ]]Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote [[Jim Halpert]]. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? [http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Bauer Jack Bauer.] But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified. |
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| − | '''[[Meredith]]:''' I would never do that, waste of money...in my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.<br /> |
+ | '''[[Meredith Palmer|Meredith]]:''' I would never do that, waste of money...in my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.<br /> |
'''[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]:''' I love fake boobs! Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.<br /> |
'''[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]:''' I love fake boobs! Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Creed]]:''' I find it offensive. Au natural, baby, that's how I like 'em - swing low, sweet chariots.<br /> |
+ | '''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' I find it offensive. Au natural, baby, that's how I like 'em - swing low, sweet chariots.<br /> |
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'''[[David Wallace]]:''' What do you think about Michael Scott?<br /> |
'''[[David Wallace]]:''' What do you think about Michael Scott?<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Karen]]:''' He's a very nice man, and he's very well suited for the job he has now.<br /> |
+ | '''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' He's a very nice man, and he's very well suited for the job he has now.<br /> |
'''[[David Wallace]]:''' This is off the record...<br /> |
'''[[David Wallace]]:''' This is off the record...<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Karen]]:''' He would be a disaster! |
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' I haven't heard anything. But I bet Jim got the job - I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him, and...if he never comes back again? That's OK - we're friends, and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then, he did the same to me, and...but you know what? It's ''OK''. I'm totally fine everything is going to be totally...<br /> |
'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' I haven't heard anything. But I bet Jim got the job - I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him, and...if he never comes back again? That's OK - we're friends, and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then, he did the same to me, and...but you know what? It's ''OK''. I'm totally fine everything is going to be totally...<br /> |
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Revision as of 17:46, 18 July 2020
- see episode The Job
Jim: Karen suggested that I...get a haircut for the interview tomorrow, so I could look...presentable, and not, as she so lovingly puts it, homeless.
Oscar: Hey Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you - I really miss our friendship.
Stanley: I've never heard you talk that much - I thought it was Kelly!
Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that - it was Patheticville - no offense, Pam.
Meredith: You know what? Don't even worry about it - everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.
Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing!
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts - check it out!
Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I...opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it - even for the internet, it's...pretty shocking.
Dwight: How would you like to spend the night with the Regional Manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton?
Angela: No, Dwight, I don't care if that's how they consolidated power in Ancient Rome...
Dwight: No, no, no...not Michael - me! I'm taking his job!
Angela: Not now!...Goodbye, Kelly Kapoor!
Dwight: Once I'm officially Regional Manager my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.
Meredith: I would never do that, waste of money...in my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front.
Kevin: I love fake boobs! Oftentimes, you find them on strippers.
Creed: I find it offensive. Au natural, baby, that's how I like 'em - swing low, sweet chariots.
David Wallace: What do you think about Michael Scott?
Karen: He's a very nice man, and he's very well suited for the job he has now.
David Wallace: This is off the record...
Karen: He would be a disaster!
Pam: I haven't heard anything. But I bet Jim got the job - I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him, and...if he never comes back again? That's OK - we're friends, and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just, we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then, he did the same to me, and...but you know what? It's OK. I'm totally fine everything is going to be totally...
Jim: Pam...are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam: Yes...
Jim: All right, then...it's a date!
Pam: I'm sorry -what was the question?
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