Changes: The Injury Quotes

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See episode The Injury

Michael: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Jim: So where are you shipping your foot?

Jim: Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today?
Pam: No - he's actually been really nice, and helpful.
Jim: And that isn't weird?

Jim: I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.

Billy Merchant: What's wrong with that guy?
Jim: You mean today? He stepped on a George Foreman grill and he burned his foot.
Billy Merchant: No, not Michael, the moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole...He looks like he has a concussion!

Dwight: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Jim: Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael: Ugh! I'm sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim: We're going to the hospital, Michael
Michael: I know I'm just saying.

(as Pam is hugging him)
Dwight: Oh, huggy-hugs.

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 '''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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-'''[[Jim]]:''' Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today?<br />
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' So where are you shipping your foot?
-'''[[Pam]]:''' No - he's actually been really nice, and helpful.<br />
-'''[[Jim]]:''' And ''that'' isn't weird?
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-'''[[Jim]]:''' I wanna clamp Michael's ''face'' in a George Foreman grill.
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today?<br />
+'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' No - he's actually been really nice, and helpful.<br />
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' And ''that'' isn't weird?
+----
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' I wanna clamp Michael's ''face'' in a George Foreman grill.
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 '''[[Billy Merchant]]:''' What's wrong with that guy?<br />
-'''[[Jim]]:''' You mean today? He stepped on a George Foreman grill and he burned his foot.<br />
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' You mean today? He stepped on a George Foreman grill and he burned his foot.<br />
 '''[[Billy Merchant]]:''' No, not Michael, the moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole...He looks like he has a concussion!
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-'''[[Dwight]]: '''Where are we going? Where are we going?<br />
+'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]: '''Where are we going? Where are we going?<br />
-'''[[Jim]]:''' Chuck E. Cheese.<br />
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Chuck E. Cheese.<br />
-'''[[Michael]]:''' Ugh! I'm sick of Chuck E. Cheese.<br />
+'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' Ugh! I'm sick of Chuck E. Cheese.<br />
-'''[[Jim]]: '''We're going to the hospital, Michael
+'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]: '''We're going to the hospital, Michael
 <br />
-'''[[Michael]]:''' I know I'm just saying.
+'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' I know I'm just saying.
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 (as Pam is hugging him)<br />