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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention, please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about [[Michael Scott|Michael]] on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
 
'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention, please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about [[Michael Scott|Michael]] on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
 
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'''[[Oscar]]:''' The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're, you're kinda there, that's...that's kinda what it's like.
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'''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]:''' The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're, you're kinda there, that's...that's kinda what it's like.
 
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'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' What am I gonna do with the award? Nothing...I don't know what I'm gonna do...That's the ''least'' of my concerns right now.
 
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' What am I gonna do with the award? Nothing...I don't know what I'm gonna do...That's the ''least'' of my concerns right now.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' What a great year for the Dundies! We got to see Ping...and, we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching...and, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs - which, for me, has ruined them for life!
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' What a great year for the Dundies! We got to see Ping...and, we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching...and, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs - which, for me, has ruined them for life!
   
[[Pam]]: God gave me this Dundie. I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
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[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]: God gave me this Dundie. I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
 
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'''Michael:''' And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...
 
'''Michael:''' And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...

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Dwight: Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention, please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.


Oscar: The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're, you're kinda there, that's...that's kinda what it's like.


Ryan: What am I gonna do with the award? Nothing...I don't know what I'm gonna do...That's the least of my concerns right now.


Jim: What a great year for the Dundies! We got to see Ping...and, we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching...and, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs - which, for me, has ruined them for life!

Pam: God gave me this Dundie. I feel God in this Chili's tonight.


Michael: And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...

Michael: ...the "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin.
[Everybody starts clapping, Phyllis gets out of her booth and makes her way to Michael, she gives Jim a high five along the way]

Michael: Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.

Phyllis: This says "Bushiest Beaver".

Michael: What? I told them busiest...idiots.

Phyllis: It's, it's fine.

Michael: Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.

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