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'''[[Kelly Kapoor|Kelly]]:''' I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact so I got the evidence right there.
 
'''[[Kelly Kapoor|Kelly]]:''' I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact so I got the evidence right there.
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''(sheepishly watching the pathetic excuse for a match between their trash-talking girlfriends)''
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'''[[Jim]]:''' Do you wanna go play on the table upstairs?<br />
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'''[[Darryl]]:''' Yes!
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' How long have you known Ms. Levinson?<br />
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Six years and two months.<br />
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' And you were directly under her the entire time?<br />
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'''[[Michael]]:''' That's what she said.<br />
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' Excuse me?<br />
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'''[[Michael]]:''' That's what she said.<br />
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' Ms. Levinson ''told'' you that she was your direct superior?
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' Can you go back to where this diression began?<br />
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'''Stenographer:''' Mr. Schneider - "And you were directly under her the entire time?" Mr. Scott - "That's what she said."<br />
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Well, delivery's all wrong - butchering it.
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'''[[Diane Kelly]]:''' Mr. Scott, who is this other woman..."[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]"?...who you refer to here as..."Just as hot as Jan, but in a fidderent way"?<br />
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Not a woman - just a cool, great-looking best friend...<br />
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'''[[Lester Schneider]]:''' Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person...<br />
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'''[[Toby]]:''' ''(Laughing, unable to control himself)'' Excuse me!
 
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Revision as of 00:43, May 17, 2010

Kelly: I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact so I got the evidence right there.


(sheepishly watching the pathetic excuse for a match between their trash-talking girlfriends) Jim: Do you wanna go play on the table upstairs?
Darryl: Yes!


Lester Schneider: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael: Six years and two months.
Lester Schneider: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester Schneider: Excuse me?
Michael: That's what she said.
Lester Schneider: Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?


Lester Schneider: Can you go back to where this diression began?
Stenographer: Mr. Schneider - "And you were directly under her the entire time?" Mr. Scott - "That's what she said."
Michael: Well, delivery's all wrong - butchering it.


Diane Kelly: Mr. Scott, who is this other woman..."Ryan"?...who you refer to here as..."Just as hot as Jan, but in a fidderent way"?
Michael: Not a woman - just a cool, great-looking best friend...
Lester Schneider: Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person...
Toby: (Laughing, unable to control himself) Excuse me!

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