Stanley Hudson

For the webisode, see The Accountants: Stanley

Stanley James Hudson, is a fictional character played by Leslie David Baker in the television series The Office. He is a Salesman at Dunder Mifflin/Sabre.

Season 1

Stanley works hard at cross word puzzles. Stanley is a long-time worker at Dunder Mifflin; he's been divorced and has a daughter from his first marriage. There is a picture of his daughter hanging over his desk that Michael tends to stare at, despite the fact she's in Catholic school and only in the 8th grade. He later takes down the picture, because Michael makes a comment about it that Stanley finds very offensive. He isn't loyal to Michael at all, and was very happy to hear he was getting laid off, even though the rumor was false.

Season 2

Stanley works hard at cross word puzzles. Teri (or Terry) is the name of his new wife. When he brings his daughter to work, she tries to flirt with Ryan. Kelly sees this and tells Stanley out of jealousy. Stanley takes Ryan outside and yells at him, because apparently Kelly said that Ryan was trying to flirt with his daughter.

Season 3

Stanley works hard at cross word puzzles. A notable line of his is: "I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day..." "Pretzel day" refers to the annual day on which the employees are given complementary baked pretzels, which he greatly enjoys. It is the only time Stanley gets along with Michael, who shares his love for Pretzel Day.

Season 4

Stanley is known as the sassy man at the office. Also, the manager of Utica branch, Karen, tries to get Stanley to join her. Michael, Dwight, and Jim go there to stop her and succeed to get Stanley to stay. Then as always not doing work and on a crossword, Stanley yells at Michael "Did I Stutter?!" in the episode called Did I Stutter? . Michael fake fires Stanley who immediately threatens to sue Michael and tells him that he does not respect him, and once he learns it is fake he becomes even more furious. Michael kicks everyone out of the office for the day, and in the end Michael and Stanley argue. In the end Stanley stays and continues doing cross-words at work.

Season 5

Stanley continues with work until Stress Relief. Dwight fakes a fire and everyone freaks out. Stanley has a mild heart attack. When he returns, his doctor has told him that if Stanley keeps getting stressed, he will die. Now, Stanley has a stress monitor. When Michael is near are the times where Stanley is the most stressed. Thus the "New Boss" stops letting him do crossword puzzles later on.

Season 6

Stanley starts having an affair with another woman, Cynthia, revealed by him to be his nurse when he was in rehabilitation.

Season 7

In "The List", Stanley was put on what was considered the "bad side" of Robert California's (the new CEO's) list. Later in that episode, Andy (the new boss replacing Michael) defends him to Robert's face saying "...did you know that he [Stanley] has the most consistently high sales numbers in this office? And you may think that he's hard to love, but did you know that he is in not one, but two long term romantic relationships?"

Trivia

Stanley has worked at Dunder-Mifflin for 22 years.
A line in "Survivor Man" seems to indicate that Stanley may be diabetic.
In the episode Gay Witch Hunt, Stanley implies he has 2 toasters at his house, one of which was intended to be a wedding gift to Pam and Roy, but the wedding was canceled. He states he tried to return the toaster, but was unable to do so because the store claimed they "no longer sold that kind of toaster". He even tries to give the same toaster to Bob and Phyllis, only to find that Jim had gotten the marrying couple a toaster as well.
Hired in 1989, Stanley was Dunder Mifflin's first black employee, according to the timeline on DunderMifflin.com.

Quotes

"I got them (Pam and Roy) a toaster. I tried to return the toaster, but the store said they no longer sold that kind of toaster, so my house now has two toasters."
"I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day..."
"Yes, I have a dream, and it's not an MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommisioned lighthouse. And I live at the top, and no one knows that I live there. And there's a button that I can press, that shoots the lighthouse... into space."
"Boy, have you lost your mind, 'cause I will help you find it!"
"Are you out of your damn little pea-sized mind?"
"It's like I used to tell my wife: I do not apolagize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave. I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too."
"I'll give a million Stanley Nickles if you never speak to me again." (Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley Nickles to Shrute Bucks?) "The same ratio of unicorns to leprcuans."
"Did I stutter!?"
"...and shove it up your butt"

Appearances

Stanley appears and has lines in every episode, with the following exceptions:

The Client - speaks only in a deleted scene
Valentine's Day - has no lines
Cocktails - speaks only in a deleted scene
Women's Appreciation - speaks only in a deleted scene
The Deposition - speaks only in a deleted scene
The Banker - replaced by a more attractive employee
Viewing Party - has no lines