Safety Training

"Safety Training" is the 20th episode of the third season of The Office and the 48th overall. It was written by B.J. Novak and directed by Harold Ramis. It first aired on April 12, 2007. It was viewed by 7.7 million people.

Cold open[]

Andy returns to the office after several weeks in anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder Mifflin employees, and requests that they refer to him as Drew. His return coincides with safety training day, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the true dangers of the workplace. Dwight decides to shun Andy for three years.

Synopsis[]

Michael takes the staff of the upper office into the warehouse to hear Darryl's presentation on warehouse safety. Darryl repeatedly reinforces that Michael is not allowed to operate the heavy machinery in the warehouse, and Michael irritates the warehouse staff by constantly interrupting Darryl, who is on crutches because Michael pulled a ladder out from under him as a joke. Lonnie insults Michael in front of everyone. The office and warehouse staff then head upstairs, where Toby reads office safety tips from a book as Michael frequently interrupts and insults him. Bored with the presentation and of Michael, the warehouse staff depart, with Darryl calling Michael's life and job completely safe, like Nerf.

The entire office staff begins betting on various things, a trend started by Kevin, who is bored since March Madness has ended and he has nothing to bet on. On one bet, Jim, Kevin, Karen, and Oscar bet on how many jelly beans are in Pam's candy dish. Kevin loses to Jim and calls this unfair since Jim has spent "hours" standing at Pam's desk, making Jim and Karen uncomfortable. Other bets include guessing how long Kelly can talk about Netflix (Ryan wins), how many times she says awesome (twelve times, Pam wins), how many romantic comedies she mentions (six, Jim wins), and whether Creed will notice if someone switches his apple with a potato (no; Pam, Toby, and Ryan win). Karen loses every bet and gets cleaned out.

Humiliated by Darryl's comments, Michael decides to show them that working in an office is dangerous because the stress of office life can lead to depression and suicide. Michael plans to demonstrate the dangers of depression by jumping off the roof and secretly landing on a trampoline. However, when he and Dwight test the trampoline by tossing a watermelon, the watermelon bounces off, landing on Stanley's car, so they replace the trampoline with a bouncy castle and decide not to test it for fear that the test results will discourage Michael from jumping. Dwight calls the office and warehouse staff to the parking lot, where they see Michael standing on the roof, talking about the dangers of depression. Initially, they do not take Michael seriously, but then they find the bouncy castle and realize that he intends to jump. Jim and Pam try to get him down to no avail. He says that he has nothing to live for and his relationship with Jan is not going well. Darryl talks Michael out of his fake suicide attempt, by convincing him that he is braver than Darryl.

At the end of the day, Stanley is shocked when he sees his car covered in watermelon from Michael's test.

Deleted scenes[]

Office workers insult the cookies Andy made.
Andy tries to remain calm when Kevin takes the last of the coffee.
Andy talks about his new Prius while Angela keys the entire car in the parking lot.
Michael summons the office staff to safety training.
Kelly tells Ryan he would "look so hot" if he worked out. He says, "Yeah, we should both work out." Kelly responds, "Screw you!"
Extension of Michael and Dwight in the hallway discussing how they should respond.
In a talking head interview, Michael shows how safety training can be funny by talking like Borat. However, his impression of Borat is a poor one.
Dwight helps Michael calculate his trajectory from the roof onto the trampoline.
Karen loses a bet to Stanley over how often Bob Vance calls Phyllis. In a talking head, Stanley says that, he never realized he could make money off his co-workers' annoying behavior, and encourages Vance to call Phyllis.
Creed, Kelly, Ryan, and Andy take turns trying to talk Michael down from the roof. Kevin, who is still hoping to collect on his 10,000:1 wager that Michael would jump, says this shows you should always take such a gamble.
Darryl brings up Michael's convertible as part of his effort to talk him off the roof.
Michael explains how upper-middle management is more dangerous than working in a coal mine.
Andy sees his keyed car.

References to previous episodes[]

Michael claims that safety training day is going to be "zoppity." In the previous episode ("The Negotiation") Darryl teaches Michael a "black man phrase" that is "pippity poppity give me the zoppity."
When the watermelon hits the car, Michael thinks it might be Stanley's. He tells Dwight to "Call the office of James P. Albini, and see if he specializes in hate crimes." This is the lawyer he hired in the episode "Sexual Harassment."
Even though Darryl says that they've never gotten through a full year without an accident, in "Boys and Girls," it is shown that the warehouse hasn't had an accident in more than 936 days before Michael's shenanigans with the forklift.

Amusing details[]

Andy heads towards Oscar's desk with his belongings not realizing that Oscar is back. We later see him sitting in the desk opposite Creed.
Creed zips up his fly when he points out the bouncy castle, suggesting he noticed it when he went around the corner to pee.
Ryan asks if it is too warm to go out in a long sleeved tee. In Toby's briefing Ryan similarly asked if he is allowed to wear one to keep warm in the office.
Kelly gives Lonnie the nickname "sea monster" which Michael also uses later on.
Dwight uses the megaphone to call the warehouse workers even though they are seated in a group in front of him.
Stanley impatiently checks his watch when Michael gives his depression speech to the warehouse group.
While summoning the office staff outside, Dwight tells Andy that he is shunning him forever, even though he earlier confided to the documentary crew that he would only be shunning Andy for three years.
Kevin smiles when they find the bouncy castle and realize Michael is going to jump. He previously wanted to bet 10 dollars that Michael really will kill himself.
Though Michael told Dwight to clean up the watermelon mess, Stanley still finds the mess on his car.

Trivia[]

One of the issues listed by Michael from working in an office is Seasonal Affective Disorder. Toby will reveal that he suffers from this in "Special Project" although Andy and Dwight both do not believe this disorder exists.
According to the DVD commentary, Greg Daniels thought of the scene where Jim and Pam try to talk Michael down from the roof as if Jim and Pam were a divorced couple, speaking in code to their child (Michael) which makes the new wife (Karen) feel "left out".
Rainn Wilson came up with the "unshun/reshun" hand gesture.
Kelly mentions the 2003 romantic comedy Love Actually, a film in which the UK Office star Martin Freeman is featured in.
The 16th Michael Scott absent in cold open.

In the background[]

On Creed's desk (visible when he eats the potato) is a binder labeled Academy of Tobacco Studies, which is the fictitious tobacco lobby group in the movie Thank You for Smoking which was directed by Jason Reitman, the son of Harold Ramis' frequent collaborator, Ivan Reitman. Jason Reitman (director of Thank You For Smoking and Juno) would later direct the season four episode "Local Ad".
The binders on the shelf by Andy's desk have silly labels: Cheap Stuff from China, Cheaper Crud from Korea, Competition Sabatoge, etc. One of the binders also says Property of MCA on the bottom of it. MCA, Inc.'s non-music assets were acquired by NBC Universal in the early 2000s.

Behind the scenes[]

In the deleted scene in which Angela keys Andy's car, Angela Kinsey used a key made of wax. It left a mark that looked like a scratch, but since it was wax, it could be just be wiped off for another take.^[1]

Cultural references[]

Anger management is a psychotherapy technique which helps a person control their anger.
Shunning (social avoidance) is a form of punishment exercised by many groups, including the Amish.
How's it hangin'? is slang for a greeting.
X-er? I hardly know her? is a lewd joke pattern using a word ending in "-er" and reinterpreting the suffix as an elision of "her". Michael's choice of X is not particularly funny, but that doesn't stop him from joking about it anyway.
March Madness is the common nickname for the NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship, an annual basketball tournament which takes place in March to determine the best college basketball team in the United States. It is the subject of widespread sports gambling, even among people otherwise not interested in basketball.
Nerf is a brand of toys made from soft foam. Darryl's "shenanigans" remarks consist mostly of invented insults.
Men's Wearhouse is a chain of men's business clothing stores.
A big-box store is a warehouse-sized store which sells large items (or small items in large quantities).
Borat is a character portrayed by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. He is a journalist from Kazakhstan whose humor derives from his violation of social norms and expression of distasteful opinions. Appending Not! to a sentence in a thick accent is one of Borat's catchphrases, though it originated as a catchphrase of the 1990s Saturday Night Live skit "Wayne's World".
Though Netflix is now an online movie rental service, at the time this episode was broadcast it was primarily a mail-order rental service. This is why Kelly discusses the need to advance movies in a queue; since the movies were in physical format, Netflix customers had to mail a movie back to Netflix before Netflix would send them another one.
On his late night program, television host David Letterman would regularly throw objects off a five-story building.
Bingo! is an exclamation of success, usually associated with hitting a target either literally or metaphorically (such as guessing a correct answer).
Watermelons were often used in racist caricatures of African Americans. This explains Michael's desire to defend himself against accusations of committing a hate crime.
A bouncy castle (also known as a moon bounce) is an inflatable structure designed for children to bounce around in.
Jane, you ignorant slut! was a catchphrase from the Weekend Update segment of sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live. Michael directs the insult at Dwight.
John Mellencamp is a rock singer-songwriter.
The Repliee Q1Expo is a lifelike female android.
Braveheart is an academy-award-winning historical epic.

Quotes[]

See: Safety Training Quotes

Cast[]

Main cast[]

Supporting cast[]

Recurring cast[]

References[]

↑ Kinsey, Angela and Jenna Fischer. Episode 49: Safety Training. "Office Ladies" podcast, October 14, 2020. Time code 01:11:57.

[officeladies-49-01:11:57-1] Kinsey, Angela and Jenna Fischer. Episode 49: Safety Training. "Office Ladies" podcast, October 14, 2020. Time code 01:11:57.

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