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Ryan Bailey Howard (born May 5, 1979) is a fictional character played by B.J. Novak in the television series The Office. He is based on Ricky Howard and Neil Godwin in the UK version of The Office

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CANCER

CANCER

RETARDED GAY FAGGOT

DISEASE

RIP HIS TITS OFF

STUPID HE IS BIG GAY

TRANSGENDER

GOT HIMSELF PREGNANT

BUSTED A FAT NUT

BOOBS

HES SO GAYYY HE FUCKS HIS MOM

Recurring jokes

  • Ryan started a fire ("The Fire").
    • In "Email Surveillance", Kevin cautions Ryan from getting too close to the barbecue. "Not so fast... Fire Guy." While only said once in the aired version, in a deleted scene, Kevin obnoxiously takes the joke much farther.
    • In Business School, Michael tells the class, "And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita."
    • In Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Michael kids, "Don't start any fires, Ryan." Kevin and Andy join in the taunting. Kevin quickly reminds Andy that he was not present for that incident.
    • In Launch Party, Dwight, mockingly pretending to be Ryan, says, "I started a fire with my cheese pita." Michael joins in the taunting.
    • In Goodbye, Toby*, Jim complains that all Ryan ever did was start a fire and grow a beard.
    • In Weight Loss*, Kevin calls Ryan Fire-d Guy.
    • In Business Ethics*, Kevin calls Ryan Hire-d Guy.
  • In his time as a sales representative, Ryan has never made a sale.
    • In the episode "Initiation", Dwight mentions that Ryan hasn't made a sale yet. In the episode, Ryan goes on a sales call with Dwight and fails miserably. The client said that he didn't like Ryan. Dwight adds, "They didn't have to say it to your face."
    • In the episode "Traveling Salesmen", Ryan goes on a sales call with Stanley, and Ryan can only manage to say, "Hi."
    • In the episode "Business School", Michael tells the class, "Ryan has never made a sale."
    • In the episode "Product Recall", Michael rejects Ryan's offer of help. "No, sweet cheeks. We need someone who's actually made a sale."
    • In the episode "Local Ad", Ryan admits that he was a bad salesman. "Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?"
  • Ryan repeatedly attempts (unsuccessfully) to date whoever Jim is dating.
    • In "Email Surveillance", Ryan asks Jim if Katy was coming to the house party, but Jim responds that they hadn't spoken in a while. Ryan then asks if he can call Katy, which Jim rejects.
    • In "Women's Appreciation", Ryan sheepishly admits to Jim that he'd asked Karen out, via e-mail, in the past. Jim replies that Karen had already read it to him, and that "she liked him as a friend."
    • In "Dunder Mifflin Infinity", Ryan asks Pam to go out to dinner. She rejects him and lets him know that she's dating Jim.
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Nicknames for Ryan

Episode

Season

Nickname

Given by

Remark(s)

Health Care

Season 1

Temp

Michael

"Oh, hey temp."

The Fire

Season 2

Temp

Dwight

"Was it worth it, Temp?"

Halloween

Season 2

The Temp

Devon

"... or The Temp."

The Fight

Season 2

Mr. Temp

Michael

"There he is, Mr. Temp."

Performance Review

Season 2

Temp

Dwight

"Hey, Temp."

Email Surveillance

Season 2

Temp / Fire Guy

Michael / Kevin

"Here ya go Temp, take my jacket." / "Not so fast... Fire Guy."

The Secret

Season 2

Temp (3x)

Dwight

"Listen, Temp." / "Temp, shouldn't you..." / "So, temp..."

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The Tempinator

Michael

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Beginning in season 3, Ryan is no longer a temp.

Initiation

Season 3

Temp (2x)

Dwight

"Do you know where we are, temp?" / "Temp! Temp! Temp!"

Diwali

Season 3

Temp

Dwight

"Temp! Temp!"

The Return

Season 3

Big Turkey

Andy

"Hey, Big Turkey."

Beach Games

Season 3

Temp (2x)

Dwight

"OK, temp." / "Damn it, Temp!"

Beginning in season 4, Ryan is the VP of Regional Sales

Fun Run

Season 4

Wunderkind

Corporate

"They call me a wunderkind."

Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Season 4

Sonny Crockett / Fire Guy

Michael

"Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I'm Tubbs." / "Fire guy, don't start any fires!" / "Fire guy!"

Beginning in season 5, Ryan is once again a temp

Weight Loss

Season 5

Fired Guy

Kevin

"Fire...d guy!"

Business Ethics

Season 5

Hired Guy

Kevin

"Oh check it out: 'Hired Guy'."

Dream Team

Season 5

Shoe Bitch

Bowling Alley Employee

"Get back to work Shoe Bitch!"

Shareholder Meeting

Season 6

Temp

Dwight

"What, temp?"

Appearances

Ryan appears and has lines in all episodes with the following exceptions:

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