Ryan Bailey Howard (born May 5, 1979) is a fictional character played by B.J. Novak in the television series The Office. He is based on Ricky Howard and Neil Godwin in the UK version of The Office.
STUPID GAY SON OF A BITCH THAT WILL BURN IN HELL HES A FAT LOSER SOMEONE CALL WEIGHT WATCHERS SUCK MY ASS HES A MAN WHORE WITH STDS HE GAVE ME CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
RETARDED GAY FAGGOT
DISEASE
RIP HIS TITS OFF
STUPID HE IS BIG GAY
TRANSGENDER
GOT HIMSELF PREGNANT
BUSTED A FAT NUT
BOOBS
HES SO GAYYY HE FUCKS HIS MOM
Recurring jokes
- Ryan started a fire ("The Fire").
- In "Email Surveillance", Kevin cautions Ryan from getting too close to the barbecue. "Not so fast... Fire Guy." While only said once in the aired version, in a deleted scene, Kevin obnoxiously takes the joke much farther.
- In Business School, Michael tells the class, "And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita."
- In Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Michael kids, "Don't start any fires, Ryan." Kevin and Andy join in the taunting. Kevin quickly reminds Andy that he was not present for that incident.
- In Launch Party, Dwight, mockingly pretending to be Ryan, says, "I started a fire with my cheese pita." Michael joins in the taunting.
- In Goodbye, Toby*, Jim complains that all Ryan ever did was start a fire and grow a beard.
- In Weight Loss*, Kevin calls Ryan Fire-d Guy.
- In Business Ethics*, Kevin calls Ryan Hire-d Guy.
- In his time as a sales representative, Ryan has never made a sale.
- In the episode "Initiation", Dwight mentions that Ryan hasn't made a sale yet. In the episode, Ryan goes on a sales call with Dwight and fails miserably. The client said that he didn't like Ryan. Dwight adds, "They didn't have to say it to your face."
- In the episode "Traveling Salesmen", Ryan goes on a sales call with Stanley, and Ryan can only manage to say, "Hi."
- In the episode "Business School", Michael tells the class, "Ryan has never made a sale."
- In the episode "Product Recall", Michael rejects Ryan's offer of help. "No, sweet cheeks. We need someone who's actually made a sale."
- In the episode "Local Ad", Ryan admits that he was a bad salesman. "Look, I wasn't good at sales, right?"
- Ryan repeatedly attempts (unsuccessfully) to date whoever Jim is dating.
- In "Email Surveillance", Ryan asks Jim if Katy was coming to the house party, but Jim responds that they hadn't spoken in a while. Ryan then asks if he can call Katy, which Jim rejects.
- In "Women's Appreciation", Ryan sheepishly admits to Jim that he'd asked Karen out, via e-mail, in the past. Jim replies that Karen had already read it to him, and that "she liked him as a friend."
- In "Dunder Mifflin Infinity", Ryan asks Pam to go out to dinner. She rejects him and lets him know that she's dating Jim.
Nicknames for Ryan
Episode |
Season |
Nickname |
Given by |
Remark(s) |
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Season 1 |
Temp |
Michael |
"Oh, hey temp." | |
Season 2 |
Temp |
Dwight |
"Was it worth it, Temp?" | |
Season 2 |
The Temp |
Devon |
"... or The Temp." | |
Season 2 |
Mr. Temp |
Michael |
"There he is, Mr. Temp." | |
Season 2 |
Temp |
Dwight |
"Hey, Temp." | |
Season 2 |
Temp / Fire Guy |
Michael / Kevin |
"Here ya go Temp, take my jacket." / "Not so fast... Fire Guy." | |
Season 2 |
Temp (3x) |
Dwight |
"Listen, Temp." / "Temp, shouldn't you..." / "So, temp..." | |
NBC 2006 Fall Primetime Preview |
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The Tempinator |
Michael |
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Beginning in season 3, Ryan is no longer a temp. | ||||
Season 3 |
Temp (2x) |
Dwight |
"Do you know where we are, temp?" / "Temp! Temp! Temp!" | |
Season 3 |
Temp |
Dwight |
"Temp! Temp!" | |
Season 3 |
Big Turkey |
Andy |
"Hey, Big Turkey." | |
Season 3 |
Temp (2x) |
Dwight |
"OK, temp." / "Damn it, Temp!" | |
Beginning in season 4, Ryan is the VP of Regional Sales | ||||
Season 4 |
Wunderkind |
Corporate |
"They call me a wunderkind." | |
Season 4 |
Sonny Crockett / Fire Guy |
Michael |
"Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I'm Tubbs." / "Fire guy, don't start any fires!" / "Fire guy!" | |
Beginning in season 5, Ryan is once again a temp | ||||
Season 5 |
Fired Guy |
Kevin |
"Fire...d guy!" | |
Season 5 |
Hired Guy |
Kevin |
"Oh check it out: 'Hired Guy'." | |
Season 5 |
Shoe Bitch |
Bowling Alley Employee |
"Get back to work Shoe Bitch!" | |
Season 6 |
Temp |
Dwight |
"What, temp?" |
Appearances
Ryan appears and has lines in all episodes with the following exceptions:
- Back From Vacation - speaks only in a deleted scene
- Phyllis' Wedding - has no lines
- Branch Wars - does not appear
- Survivor Man - speaks only in a deleted scene
- Dinner Party - does not appear
- Chair Model - does not appear
- The Surplus through Two Weeks - does not appear
- Sex Ed - speaks only in a deleted scene
- Roy's Wedding through A.A.R.M. - does not appear
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