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Jim: Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses - uh, four dollars - and, it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that's a grand total of...eleven dollars.

Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did... when I was a homeless man.

Andy: Why is my girlfriend here?!
Jim: Oh, is she that teacher in the white?
Andy: No, she's a...part-time frozen yogurt chef.
Jim: Which she?
Andy: The one in the green hoodie...
Jim: Wow.

Dwight: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doin' a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

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