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Stanley: What difference does it make - attractive, hot, beautiful? We're talking about the same thing here!
Kevin: Huge difference - a painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting!

Kevin: Ladies and gentlemen...Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist, where we found out that Hillary Swank actually was a boy!
Pam: Kevin!
Angela: OK, I wasn't gonna dignify this discussion by getting involved...And I don't even get the discussion - "hot" is a temperature, people!...But, Kevin deserves to lose for what he yes, she's hot - she's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker!

Kelly: No, no, no. Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank! [runs away in tears]

Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access!
Kevin: Wait...what?!?!?!

Stanley: I, am trying to be more...optimistic in life. I've got, what - 20, 30 more years left - and my family history says I have less. Now the old Stanley Hudson would've found something to complain about with this actress...But that's no way to live life! this healthy, sexy, pretty, strong young woman. Come on, people!

Michael: So when, uh, when did you set up shop.

Roger Prince: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.

Michael: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.

Roger Prince: [long pause] Mmm-hmm.

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