- For the episode, see Phyllis' Wedding.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
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- Dwight: The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.
- Dwight: There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.
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