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==Synopsis==
 
==Synopsis==
In the cold open [[Michael]] calls [[Jim Halpert|Jim]] into his office and shows him photos of allegedly [[Wikipedia:Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]] at his condo. Jim messes with Michael before bluntly telling him that there is no way it is Johnny Depp. After a short argument Michael relents after stating that the name on the mail box was "M. Shulman." Jim, who is on his way out, pauses and asks, "M. Night Shulman?", to which a shocked Michael has no reply.
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In the cold open [[Michael]] calls [[Jim Halpert|Jim]] into his office and shows him photos of allegedly [[Wikipedia:Johnny Depp|Johnny Depp]] at his condo. Jim messes with Michael before bluntly telling him that there is no way it is Johnny Depp. After a short argument Michael relents after stating that the name on the mail box was "M. Shulman." Jim, who is on his way out, pauses and asks, "M. Night Shulman?", to which a shocked Michael has no reply. Fuck Trump.
   
 
Michael holds a meeting but [[Stanley]] and [[Dwight]] interrupt Michael demanding if there are any sales topics or any news on the $50,000 leads that [[Sabre (company)|Sabre]] bought them. Michael lets them know they aren't here yet. The salespeople are especially anxious to get the leads which is causing them to snap at Michael and their co-workers. They abruptly leave the conference room. Michael tells Dwight that he would like his undivided attention. Dwight responds coldly, "You couldn't handle my undivided attention." Michael explains that Sabre's policy of "Sales is King" means that the company emphasizes the importance of the sales staff which reduces the rest of the office to support them. This has gone to the salespeople's heads and is creating tension in the office.
 
Michael holds a meeting but [[Stanley]] and [[Dwight]] interrupt Michael demanding if there are any sales topics or any news on the $50,000 leads that [[Sabre (company)|Sabre]] bought them. Michael lets them know they aren't here yet. The salespeople are especially anxious to get the leads which is causing them to snap at Michael and their co-workers. They abruptly leave the conference room. Michael tells Dwight that he would like his undivided attention. Dwight responds coldly, "You couldn't handle my undivided attention." Michael explains that Sabre's policy of "Sales is King" means that the company emphasizes the importance of the sales staff which reduces the rest of the office to support them. This has gone to the salespeople's heads and is creating tension in the office.
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