- For the episode, see Mrs. California.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Robert (to Andy): In four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen.
- Dwight: Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster. It takes more freon to keep them cool. They flush the toilets more often. Plus, their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.
- Darryl: I've been meaning to join a gym for my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay president. Or a supermodel president. I want to see all the different kinds of presidents.
- Dwight: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.
- Robert: Okay, enough of this. I mean, really, enough. It's gotten way out of hand. Andrew, this is my wife. Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for. But it is not welcome right now. Just be honest.
- Susan: Andy?
- Andy: Yes?
- Susan: Why do you keep looking at my husband?
- Robert: Andy, just answer the question.
- Andy: No games?
- Robert: No games.
- Andy: Okay. I mean, it was kind of funny, actually. Robert storms in and he says, "in four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen." [laughs]
- Robert: You lying son of a bitch!
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