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It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.

—Michael Scarn (Michael Scott)

Michael Scarn is one of Michael Scott's most common improv characters and the main hero of his movie, Threat Level Midnight. Michael Scarn is portrayed by Michael Scott.

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Michael Scarn, a secret agent, is the main hero of Michael Scott's movie, Threat Level Midnight. This character, frequently used in Michael Scott's improv, is portrayed by Scott himself. The movie's completion involved three years of writing, a year of shooting, four years of reshooting, and two years of editing.
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Michael Scarn and Catherine Zeta-Jones, his receptionist, have a complicated relationship in the film. Catherine confesses her love for Scarn, but he rejects her due to their working relationship. They eventually marry, but their union is cut short when Catherine is killed by Goldenface during a WNBA All-Star game.
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Michael Scarn, a secret agent, is a character from Michael Scott's improv sessions and the protagonist of his film, Threat Level Midnight. This persona is frequently used by Michael Scott as part of his efforts to engage and instruct his employees.
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'The Scarn' is an original dance conceived by Michael Scott for his alter ego, Michael Scarn. This dance was showcased in a restaurant scene in 'Threat Level Midnight', following a bartender's request. Michael Scarn, a fictitious character created by Michael Scott, is frequently used as an alias, notably during an investigation of the Prince Paper company. Both the dance and the character signify Michael Scott's imaginative and creative aspects.
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The character Michael Scarn in 'Threat Level Midnight' is played by Michael Scott. Scarn is a top-secret agent known for saving significant sports events from Goldenface. Scott also uses this character in his improv comedy classes.
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Biography[]

Table read[]

In the original table read script, Michael Scarn is similarly a secret agent.

On one fateful morning, Scarn sat at his desk with his feet up when Catherine Zeta-Jones entered the room with an important message. At first Scarn told her to leave, but she followed up, saying it was important. She confesses that she loves Michael Scarn, but he pushes her away, saying they could never be together as they work alongside each other.

Later, Michael scarn met his old partner Samuel L. Chang. Chang noticed that Scarn had lost wait since their last meeting and commented on it. Scarn thanked Chang and asked him to assist him on one final mission. Samuel said that once he blew out the candles in front of him, he would retire. Michael proceeded to take out a gun and shoot him 8 times. Another man commented on how funny Scarn was.

Goldenface was sitting several seats down from Scarn and turns to him. Goldenface invites Scarn on his private jet. Scarn turns to his butler sam and asks him to retrieve his luggage. Sam says he forgot it. Scarn calls Chang a massive idiot and calls him the worst assistant ever and a disgusting person.

Threat Level Midnight: The Movie[]

Michael Scarn was the best top-secret agent in the business. Scarn saved the NFL Pro Bowl game, the MLB All-Star Game and the NBA All-Star Game from Goldenface. Later, he took one day off to run a 20K with Robin Williams, which happened to be the day his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn was killed by Goldenface at the WNBA All-Star Game, which Scarn subsequently blames himself for. Scarn owns a robot butler named Samuel L. Chang. One morning Samuel woke Michael up to say that President Jackson needed Michael for an urgent mission. The mission: find the bomb(s) in the stadium hosting the NHL All-Star Game. President Jackson said it would cost too much money to cancel the game, plus, he also owned the stadium. 

Likes[]

  • Billy Joel songs
  • Fish sandwiches
  • Babies
  • Puppies
  • Doing the Scarn

Appearances (And mentions)[]