Michael Scarn is the main hero of Michael Scott's movie, Threat Level Midnight. Michael Scarn is portrayed by Michael Scott.


Michael Scarn was the best top-secret agent in the business. Scarn saved the NFL Pro Bowl game, the MLB All Star game and the NBA All Star game from Goldenface. Later, he took one day off to run a 20K with Robin Williams, which happened to be the day his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn was killed by Goldenface at the WNBA All Star game, which Scarn subsequently blames himself for.  Scarn owns a robot butler named Samuel L. Chang. One morning Samuel woke Michael up to say that President Jackson needed Michael for an urgent mission. The mission: find the bomb(s) in the stadium hosting the NHL All Star game. President Jackson said it would cost too much money to cancel the game, plus, he also owned the stadium. 


  • Billy Joel songs
  • Fish sandwiches
  • Babies
  • Puppies
  • Doing the Scarn

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