Unless otherwise indicated, the speaker is Michael Scott.

Episode Said To Circumstances
The Dundies Dwight Dwight messes up Michael's HR joke.
Office Olympics Dwight Dwight suggests Michael might fall in love with a 55-year-old woman.
The Fire Dwight Dwight answers Ryan's question.
Christmas Party Angela Angela objects to the Yankee Swap.
The Injury Stanley Stanley jokes that Michael's foot looks like Mailboxes, Etc.
The Secret Himself He is revealing too much to Pam.
Take Your Daughter to Work Day Dwight Dwight teaches the kids about Nazis.
Drug Testing Creed Michael loses control of his anti-drug conference.
Casino Night Stanley "Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?"
The Convention Dwight Dwight gives Michael paper airplane advice.
The Merger Dwight (2×) Dwight competes with Andy to suck up to Michael.
A Benihana Christmas Angela Angela scolds Michael's date.
Ben Franklin Packer to Karen Can't believe Karen is Jim's girlfriend.
Women's Appreciation Dwight Dwight mimics Alien.
Michael's Last Dundies Dwight Dwight boos.*

* Deleted scene.

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