| # | Episode | Speaker | Situation |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.02 | Diversity Day | Michael | Recreating the Chris Rock routine. |
| 3.01 | Gay Witch Hunt | Michael | Misidentifies the show Queer as Folk as Queer as Fag. |
| 3.10 | A Benihana Christmas | Michael | Riding his bicycle into a potted plant. |
| 3.16 | Phyllis' Wedding | Michael | When Phyllis' father stands up by himself. |
| 3.17 | Business School* | Meredith | Telling a dirty joke. |
| 3.24 | The Job | Jan | Swears at the CFO as she leaves. |
| 4.02 | Dunder Mifflin Infinity | Michael | Upset that he drove into a lake. |
| 4.03 | Launch Party | Michael | Curses at Ryan during his webcam segment. |
| 4.05 | Local Ad* | Michael | Role-playing with Jim. |
| 4.09 | Dinner Party | Jan | Arguing with Michael about having kids. |
| 4.12 | Did I Stutter?* | Stanley | Insisting Michael went it too far,"so f— him". |
| 4.14 | Goodbye, Toby* | Meredith | During secret meeting with Dwight. |
| 4.14 | Goodbye, Toby* | Phyllis | Admitting that she's in big trouble. |
| 5.13 | Stress Relief | Michael | Freaking out about the "fire" Dwight started. |
| 6.06 | The Lover | Jim | Realizes that Michael is dating Pam's mom. |
| 6.06 | The Lover | Pam | Says that she "could give a sh**" about Michael's happiness. |
| 6.19 | Happy Hour | Dwight | Scared when Angela is right next to him. |
| 7.01 | Nepotism | Luke | After his uncle Michael spanked him. |
| 7.04 | Sex Ed | Meredith | Insults Andy's condom in on pencil idea. |
| 7.06 | Costume Contest | Kevin | Upset with Gabe. |
| 7.10 | China | Michael | Referring to an outlandish idea of Erin's, he says, "I don't know what the f*** that was." |
| 7.13 | Ultimatum | Creed | "F*** you, f*** you" to Erin, after Erin fulfills Creed's News Years resolution of performing a cartwheel. |
| 7.14 | The Seminar | David Brent | After meeting Michael coming of the elevator, he tells Michael of his new Chinese character "Ho Lee F***". |
| 7.19 | Garage Sale | Ryan | Telling the story of his mother's pesto. |
| 7.19 | Garage Sale | Pam | Shocked upon seeing Holly's engagement ring. |
| 7.21 | Michael's Last Dundies | Michael | Leaving Dunder Mifflin is "gonna hurt like a motherf*cker." |
| 7.22 | Goodbye, Michael | Deangelo | Pretending to save Jo's dog. |
| 7.24 | Dwight K. Schrute, Acting Manager | Kevin | Surprised that a pirahna was in the men's toilet. |
| 7.25 | Search Committee | Kelly | Claimed she didn't have any weaknesses. |
| 7.25 | Search Committee | Jo | When Dwight wanted to be regional manager. |
| 8.02 | The Incentive | Kevin | Thought that Darryl used the lyrics for Puke by Eminem. |
| 8.17 | Test the Store | Ryan | Nervous that the presentation will be horrible. |
| 8.23 | Turf War | Robert California | Talked to Andy on the phone. |
| 8.24 | Free Family Portrait Studio | Andy | Wanted to have a delicious moment. |
| 9.10 | Dwight Christmas | Darryl | After drinking Dwight's glow in the dark lava juice. |
| 9.17 | The Farm | Todd Packer | Saying to the documentary crew that he had no anonymous classes. |
| 9.21 | Livin' the Dream | Angela | Drunk while talking about her cat. |
| 9.21 | Livin' the Dream | Andy | Insulted David Wallace so Andy can become an actor. |
| 9.23 | Finale | Angela | Came out of the car trunk that Mose put her in. |
* Deleted scene.