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− | | 3.01 || [[Gay Witch Hunt]] || Michael || Misidentifies the show ''Queer as Folk'' as ''Queer as |
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| 3.10 || [[A Benihana Christmas]] || Michael || Riding his bicycle into a potted plant. |
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| 4.09 || [[Dinner Party]] || Jan || Arguing with Michael about having kids. |
| 4.09 || [[Dinner Party]] || Jan || Arguing with Michael about having kids. |
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+ | | 4.12 || [[Did I Stutter?]]* || Stanley || Insisting Michael went it too far, "so fuck him". |
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| 4.14<span style="display:none">-1</span> || [[Goodbye, Toby]]* || Meredith || During secret meeting with Dwight. |
| 4.14<span style="display:none">-1</span> || [[Goodbye, Toby]]* || Meredith || During secret meeting with Dwight. |
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| 4.14<span style="display:none">-2</span> || [[Goodbye, Toby]]* || Phyllis || Admitting that she's in big trouble. |
| 4.14<span style="display:none">-2</span> || [[Goodbye, Toby]]* || Phyllis || Admitting that she's in big trouble. |
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+ | | 5.13 || [[Stress Relief]] || Michael || Freaking out about the "fire" Dwight started. |
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+ | | 6.02 || [[The Meeting]] || Toby || Calls Darryl's sister an asshole thinking it was Darryl himself faking his injuries. |
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| 6.06 || [[The Lover]] || Jim || Realizes that Michael is dating Pam's mom. |
| 6.06 || [[The Lover]] || Jim || Realizes that Michael is dating Pam's mom. |
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− | | 6.06 || [[The Lover]] || Pam || Says that she could give a |
+ | | 6.06 || [[The Lover]] || Pam || Says that she "could give a shit" about Michael's happiness. |
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+ | | 6.17 || [[The Delivery]] * || Pam || Tells Jim, "Fuck you," and then later sticks up the middle finger. |
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+ | | 6.19 || [[Happy Hour]] || Dwight || Scared when Angela is right next to him. |
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+ | | 7.01 || [[Nepotism]] || Luke || After his uncle Michael spanked him. |
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+ | | 7.04 || [[Sex Ed]] || Meredith || Insults Andy's condom in on pencil idea. |
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+ | | 7.05 || [[The Sting]] || Kelly || Swoons over Danny Cordray. |
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| 7.06 || [[Costume Contest]] || Kevin ||Upset with Gabe. |
| 7.06 || [[Costume Contest]] || Kevin ||Upset with Gabe. |
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+ | | 7.10 || [[China]] || Michael || Referring to an outlandish idea of Erin's, he says, "I don't know what the fuck that was." |
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+ | | 7.13 || [[The Ultimatum]] || Kevin || Thinks Holly is flipping him off when she bares her ring finger. |
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+ | | 7.13 || [[The Ultimatum]] || Daryl || says “Shit” when learning about E-readers. |
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+ | | 7.13 || [[The Ultimatum]] || Creed || "Fuck you, fuck you" to Erin, after Erin fulfills Creed's News Years resolution of performing a cartwheel. |
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+ | | 7.14 || [[The Seminar]] || David Brent || After meeting Michael coming of the elevator, he tells Michael of his new Chinese character "Ho Lee Fuck". |
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+ | | 7.16 || [[PDA]] || Hank || Relaying a message from Gabe to Erin during her romantic treasure hunt. |
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+ | | 7.19 || [[Garage Sale]] || Ryan ||Telling the story of his mother's pesto. |
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+ | | 7.19 || [[Garage Sale]] || Pam ||Shocked upon seeing Holly's engagement ring. |
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+ | | 7.21 || [[Michael's Last Dundies]] || Michael ||Leaving Dunder Mifflin is "gonna hurt like a motherfucker." |
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+ | | 7.22 || [[Goodbye, Michael]] || Deangelo ||Pretending to save Jo's dog. |
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+ | | 7.24 || [[Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager]]|| Kevin ||Surprised that a pirahna was in the men's toilet. |
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+ | | 7.25 || [[Search Committee]] || Kelly ||Claimed she didn't have any weaknesses. |
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+ | | 7.25 || [[Search Committee]] || Jo ||When Dwight wanted to be regional manager. |
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+ | | 8.02 || [[The Incentive]] || Kevin ||Thought that Darryl used the lyrics for Puke by Eminem. |
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+ | | 8.06 || [[Doomsday]] || Robert California ||Jim throws Robert's phone onto the wooden floor. |
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+ | | 8.13 || [[Jury Duty]] || Andy || Andy says he can't keep covering for Jim's bullshit. |
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+ | | 8.14 || [[Special Project]] || Dwight ||When Andy reveals the team that will go to Florida with Dwight. |
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+ | | 8.15 || [[Tallahassee]] || Darryl ||"Oh fuck yeah" after Andy tells him his fax went through. |
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+ | | 8.16 || [[After Hours]] || Brandon ||Thinks Darryl is "doing real good after fucking my girlfriend." |
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+ | | 8.16 || [[After Hours]] || Kevin ||Giving Darryl props after Brandon confronts Darryl over an alleged affair. |
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+ | | 8.17 || [[Test the Store]] || Ryan ||Nervous that the presentation will be horrible. |
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+ | | 8.21 || [[Angry Andy]] || Ryan ||Telling the horse owner to turn the horse around. |
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+ | | 8.23 || [[Turf War]] || Robert California ||Talked to Andy on the phone. |
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+ | | 8.24 || [[Free Family Portrait Studio]] || Andy ||Wanted to have a delicious moment. |
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+ | | 9.06 || [[The Boat]] || Andy ||"Fuck him" to his dad after explaining his family's financial crisis. |
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+ | | 9.06 || [[The Boat]] || Andy ||After being slapped repeatedly on his boat. |
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+ | | 9.10 || [[Dwight Christmas]] || Darryl ||After drinking Dwight's glow in the dark lava juice. |
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+ | | 9.17 || [[The Farm]] || Todd Packer ||Saying to the documentary crew that he had no anonymous classes. |
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+ | | 9.21 || [[Livin' the Dream]] || Angela ||Drunk while talking about her cat. |
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+ | | 9.21 || [[Livin' the Dream]] || Andy ||Insulted David Wallace so Andy can become an actor. |
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+ | | 9.22 || [[A.A.R.M.]] || Angela ||Yelling at Dwight after he pulled her off the road. |
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+ | | 9.23 || [[Finale]] || Angela ||Came out of the car trunk that Mose put her in. |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki> Deleted scene. |
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Deleted scene. |
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[[Category:List|Times a word has been bleeped]] |
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Revision as of 23:54, 8 May 2020
# | Episode | Speaker | Situation |
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1.02 | Diversity Day | Michael | Recreating the Chris Rock routine. |
3.01 | Gay Witch Hunt | Michael | Misidentifies the show Queer as Folk as Queer as Fuck. |
3.10 | A Benihana Christmas | Michael | Riding his bicycle into a potted plant. |
3.16 | Phyllis' Wedding | Michael | When Phyllis' father stands up by himself. |
3.17 | Business School* | Meredith | Telling a dirty joke. |
3.24 | The Job | Jan | Swears at the CFO as she leaves. |
4.02 | Dunder Mifflin Infinity | Michael | Upset that he drove into a lake. |
4.03 | Launch Party | Michael | Curses at Ryan during his webcam segment. |
4.05 | Local Ad* | Michael | Role-playing with Jim. |
4.09 | Dinner Party | Jan | Arguing with Michael about having kids. |
4.12 | Did I Stutter?* | Stanley | Insisting Michael went it too far, "so fuck him". |
4.14 | Goodbye, Toby* | Meredith | During secret meeting with Dwight. |
4.14 | Goodbye, Toby* | Phyllis | Admitting that she's in big trouble. |
5.13 | Stress Relief | Michael | Freaking out about the "fire" Dwight started. |
6.02 | The Meeting | Toby | Calls Darryl's sister an asshole thinking it was Darryl himself faking his injuries. |
6.06 | The Lover | Jim | Realizes that Michael is dating Pam's mom. |
6.06 | The Lover | Pam | Says that she "could give a shit" about Michael's happiness. |
6.17 | The Delivery * | Pam | Tells Jim, "Fuck you," and then later sticks up the middle finger. |
6.19 | Happy Hour | Dwight | Scared when Angela is right next to him. |
7.01 | Nepotism | Luke | After his uncle Michael spanked him. |
7.04 | Sex Ed | Meredith | Insults Andy's condom in on pencil idea. |
7.05 | The Sting | Kelly | Swoons over Danny Cordray. |
7.06 | Costume Contest | Kevin | Upset with Gabe. |
7.10 | China | Michael | Referring to an outlandish idea of Erin's, he says, "I don't know what the fuck that was." |
7.13 | The Ultimatum | Kevin | Thinks Holly is flipping him off when she bares her ring finger. |
7.13 | The Ultimatum | Daryl | says “Shit” when learning about E-readers. |
7.13 | The Ultimatum | Creed | "Fuck you, fuck you" to Erin, after Erin fulfills Creed's News Years resolution of performing a cartwheel. |
7.14 | The Seminar | David Brent | After meeting Michael coming of the elevator, he tells Michael of his new Chinese character "Ho Lee Fuck". |
7.16 | PDA | Hank | Relaying a message from Gabe to Erin during her romantic treasure hunt. |
7.19 | Garage Sale | Ryan | Telling the story of his mother's pesto. |
7.19 | Garage Sale | Pam | Shocked upon seeing Holly's engagement ring. |
7.21 | Michael's Last Dundies | Michael | Leaving Dunder Mifflin is "gonna hurt like a motherfucker." |
7.22 | Goodbye, Michael | Deangelo | Pretending to save Jo's dog. |
7.24 | Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager | Kevin | Surprised that a pirahna was in the men's toilet. |
7.25 | Search Committee | Kelly | Claimed she didn't have any weaknesses. |
7.25 | Search Committee | Jo | When Dwight wanted to be regional manager. |
8.02 | The Incentive | Kevin | Thought that Darryl used the lyrics for Puke by Eminem. |
8.06 | Doomsday | Robert California | Jim throws Robert's phone onto the wooden floor. |
8.13 | Jury Duty | Andy | Andy says he can't keep covering for Jim's bullshit. |
8.14 | Special Project | Dwight | When Andy reveals the team that will go to Florida with Dwight. |
8.15 | Tallahassee | Darryl | "Oh fuck yeah" after Andy tells him his fax went through. |
8.16 | After Hours | Brandon | Thinks Darryl is "doing real good after fucking my girlfriend." |
8.16 | After Hours | Kevin | Giving Darryl props after Brandon confronts Darryl over an alleged affair. |
8.17 | Test the Store | Ryan | Nervous that the presentation will be horrible. |
8.21 | Angry Andy | Ryan | Telling the horse owner to turn the horse around. |
8.23 | Turf War | Robert California | Talked to Andy on the phone. |
8.24 | Free Family Portrait Studio | Andy | Wanted to have a delicious moment. |
9.06 | The Boat | Andy | "Fuck him" to his dad after explaining his family's financial crisis. |
9.06 | The Boat | Andy | After being slapped repeatedly on his boat. |
9.10 | Dwight Christmas | Darryl | After drinking Dwight's glow in the dark lava juice. |
9.17 | The Farm | Todd Packer | Saying to the documentary crew that he had no anonymous classes. |
9.19 | Stairmageddon | Clark | Reaction to Dwight shooting a bull tranquilizer dart at Stanley. |
9.21 | Livin' the Dream | Angela | Drunk while talking about her cat. |
9.21 | Livin' the Dream | Andy | Insulted David Wallace so Andy can become an actor. |
9.22 | A.A.R.M. | Angela | Yelling at Dwight after he pulled her off the road. |
9.23 | Finale | Angela | Came out of the car trunk that Mose put her in. |
* Deleted scene.