- For the episode, see Jury Duty.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Andy: I'm not Rumpelstiltskin, Jim. I can't keep spinning gold out of your [bleep].
- Dwight: That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
- Dwight: Nurse, you know that baby in there, baby Philip? Cancel the circumcision.
- Nurse: Who are you?
- Dwight: I just might be his father.
- Nurse: I don't know what that means. We're gonna circumcise him.
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