Changes: Initiation Quotes

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For the episode, see Initiation.

See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org

Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.

Dwight: Brain teaser. I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?

Ryan: A dime and a nickel.

Dwight: No. I said one of them is not a nickel.

Ryan: But the other one is. I've heard that before.

Dwight: Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There is no way I can operate on this boy",

Ryan: "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother.

Dwight: A man is found hanging from the ceiling-

Ryan: He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.

Dwight: A hunter-

Ryan: It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.

Dwight: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.

Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.

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-'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day..
+:'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
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+:'''[[Dwight]]''': Brain teaser. I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?
+:'''[[Ryan]]''': A dime and a nickel.
+:'''Dwight''': No. I said one of them is not a nickel.
+:'''Ryan''': But the other one is. I've heard that before.
+:'''Dwight''': Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There is no way I can operate on this boy",
+:'''Ryan''': "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother.
+:'''Dwight''': A man is found hanging from the ceiling-
+:'''Ryan''': He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.
+:'''Dwight''': A hunter-
+:'''Ryan''': It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.
+----
+:'''Dwight''': And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.
+:'''Ryan''': I don't think you know what you're saying.
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