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For the episode, see Here Comes Treble (episode).
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Pete: I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.
Creed: Me neither.

[aside to camera:]

Creed: [covered in blood] It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing.

Nellie: Okay, look Dwight, let's just call this thing off. I mean, it's just an anxiety pill. Lots of people have anxiety.
Dwight: You think I don't have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes I've got to settle. And idiot cousins to protect. And ne'er-do-well siblings to take care of. But I don't need some stupid pill to get me through all this.

Clark: Wait! Wait. Hold on. Where's the band? ‘Cause there's just no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: Yeah. That's what she said.

[aside to camera:]

Clark: What, am I overdoing it? No. No.