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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go, and it's purely budgetary; it's not personal.<br />
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go, and it's purely budgetary; it's not personal.<br />
'''[[Michael Scott|Michael Scott]]:''' AAAAHH! I'm gonna kill myself!<br />
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'''[[Michael Scott]]:''' AAAAHH! I'm gonna kill myself!<br />
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Wow.<br />
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Wow.<br />
'''[[Michael Scott|Michael Scott]]:''' I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!<br />
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'''[[Michael Scott]]:''' I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!<br />
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' That's an overreaction.
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' That's an overreaction.
 
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'''Dwight:''' [on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [stops and hangs up phone.]
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'''Michael:''' Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
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Revision as of 17:56, 31 March 2019

See episode Halloween

Pam: I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.


Jim: I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go, and it's purely budgetary; it's not personal.
Michael Scott: AAAAHH! I'm gonna kill myself!
Jim: Wow.
Michael Scott: I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!
Jim: That's an overreaction.


Dwight: [on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the res... ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there... burning. Fine! Okay... oh wait! So you'll let me know when you've made a decis... [stops and hangs up phone.]


Michael: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

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