"Dwight Schrute" is a song about the character of the same name which appears as a bonus feature on The Office Season 3 DVD set, specifically on disk 2. It is in the style of the theme song for an action TV series.
Lyrics[]
He's Dwight Schrute, whoa
Selling paper, fighting evil
Dwight Schrute
Protecting Scranton and the tri-county area
He's Dwight Schrute
Kicking ass, taking names
Dwight Schrute
Putting all the worst into Assistant Regional Manager shape
His hands are lethal weapons
He's valiant and brave
He can kill you in an instant
and he'll dance upon your grave
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
He's a man of culture,
full of knowledge and grace,
but when evil is upon us
he'll kick it in the [expletive] face
Day or night,
he'll use his might
to fight for right
and hit the heights
and light the lights
and be polite
He's outta sight
He's Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight!