- For the episode, see Dwight Christmas.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Stanley: No. I want Tropical Christmas.
- Meredith: Topless Christmas.
- Creed: Tapas Swiss Miss.
- Creed: Spanish tapas, and Swiss Miss hot cocoa. What's so hard to understand?
- Dwight: Excuse me. I have to run to my car to take a dump.
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