The web address is www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. During an interview with Ryan, the camera zooms briefly to Creed's computer screen as he types part of this document. It reads:
Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.
What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.
I got into a car a
According to the official Creed Thoughts Blog, the full article is:
Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. Itâ€™s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.
What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you canâ€™t beat motorcycles. Theyâ€™re small, and dangerous.
I got into a car accident yesterday and I just took off. It didnâ€™t look too bad. The guy was making a big deal out of it, but come on â€“ dogs donâ€™t live forever.
Sometimes when Iâ€™m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.
Working in an office is fine, but Iâ€™d rather be a millionaire. [Elaborate on this. Itâ€™s interesting. Maybe Trademark it, too.]
Today in my office where I work as Director of Quality Assurance, we went to the beach for some reason that was never adequately explained. When we were there, our manager told us to eat hot coals. I thought that was a little bit untoward so I ate a fish. Then a woman I have literally never seen before in my entire life started talking very loudly about something involving Halpert. She was agitated, Iâ€™d say. From what I could guess, she was definitely on drugs of some kind, perhaps cocaine, or maybe â€˜drines. Also, she is a knock-out. She reminds me of a young Daphne Du Maurier. Also, I stupidly ate the fishbones. I told myself â€œnever againâ€ after the last time, but then you turn around, and bam, theyâ€™re in my mouth. I also ate 55 hot dogs in 15 minutes, which is a world record.
Everybody remembers: â€œApril showers bring May flowers.â€ But no one remembers how the rest of that goes. Which I find so frustrating.
Prediction: the Orioles will win the World Series over the Pirates in seven games.
Prediction: the space program will be renamed the Outer Space Program by 2060.
Prediction: someday we will be able to travel faster than sound. We will â€œbreak the sound barrier.â€
Prediction: [note â€“ need more predictions.]
Reminder: Michaelâ€™s safe combo: 26-32-20.