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Dwight: Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.

Dwight: Like clockwork.

Michael: [To AJ after he request an iced tea] You can go to hell. Just kidding, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.

Pam: Maybe I played a little in junior high. And in high school. Maybe a little in college. And went to volleyball camp most summas!

Rolf: [To the coperate volleyball team] They're going to wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!

Michael: [To AJ] You bet your fat ass we are!

Ralph: [To Angela] Here's an accounting question for you. What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one whore.

Dwight : [To Corporate] Aah! I'm so MAD that Pam got HURT! RRRAAAAAA! *kicks volleyball* ... I'll get it.

Jim: [After discovering Pam is pregnant] Hey, Dwight! Send in the subs!

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