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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."
   
'''<u>[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]</u>''': First present, Oscar.
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<u>'''''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]'''''</u>: Shower radio. Neat.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' First present, Oscar.
   
'''<u>[[Kelly]]</u>''' Oh good. That was from me.
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'''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]:''' Shower radio. Neat.
   
'''<u>[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]</u>'''''':''' Thanks Kelly. You I've been meaning to...
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'''[[Kelly]]:''' Oh good. That was from me.
   
'''<u>[[Dwight]]</u>'''''':''' Okay, okay. Let's keep moving on. Jim.
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'''[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar]]:''' Thanks, Kelly. You know I've been meaning to...
   
'''<u>[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]</u>'''''':''' That's from me.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' Okay, okay. Let's keep moving on. Jim.
   
'''<u>''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]''</u>:''' Great. Where'd you get it?
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'''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' That's from me.
   
<u>'''''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]'''''</u>''':''' I don't know. It was so long ago.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Great. Where'd you get it?
   
<u>'''''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]'''''</u>''':''' He obviously forgot to get me something. So he went into his closet and dug out this little number, and then threw it in a bag.
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'''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' I don't know. It was so long ago.
   
'''<u>[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]</u>'''''':''' Yep. That's exactly what happened
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' He obviously forgot to get me something. So he went into his closet and dug out this little number, and then threw it in a bag.
   
'''<u>[[Michael Scott|Michael]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' So Phyllis is basically saying "Hey Michael, I know you did alot to help out the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.
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'''[[Creed Bratton|Creed]]:''' Yep. That's exactly what happened
   
'''<u>[[Kelly]]</u>:''' I will steal the iPod.
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'''<u>[[Michael Scott|Michael]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' "In addition to these paintball pellots, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Scrute".
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'''[[Michael]]:''' So Phyllis is basically saying "Hey Michael, I know you did alot to help out the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.
   
'''<u>[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' You and me Michael. Yes.
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'''[[Kelly]]:''' I will steal the iPod.
   
'''<u>[[Michael Scott|Michael]]</u>'''''':''' Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod.
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'''<u>[[Dwight]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' I never said it was better than an iPod. (Michael pulls of Dwights elf ears and throws them at his face) Michael keeps bragging about his iPod. But you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as expierienced as I am is easily worth like two grand. Take that Saddam.
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'''[[Michael]]:''' In addition to these paintball pellots, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.
   
'''<u>[[Michael Scott|Michael]]</u>'''''':''' Last gift Kevin.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' You and me, Michael. Yes.
   
'''<u>[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]</u>'''''':''' I want the footbath. That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should've taken the iPod. Oh shoot.
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?
   
'''<u>[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' Yankee Swap is like Machevelli meets....Christmas.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' I never said it was better than an iPod. (Michael pulls off Dwight's elf ears and throws them at his face) (In the talking head) Michael keeps bragging about his iPod. But you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as expierienced as I am is easily worth like two grand. Take that, Saddam.
   
'''<u>[[Michael Scott|Michael]]</u>'''<u></u>''':''' Uh oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Last gift, Kevin.
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'''[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]:''' I want the footbath. That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should've taken the iPod. Oh shoot.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' Yankee Swap is like Machevelli meets....Christmas.
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'''[[Michael]]:''' Uh oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.
   
 
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Revision as of 15:41, May 3, 2011

see episode Christmas Party

Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."


Dwight: First present, Oscar.

Oscar: Shower radio. Neat.

Kelly: Oh good. That was from me.

Oscar: Thanks, Kelly. You know I've been meaning to...

Dwight: Okay, okay. Let's keep moving on. Jim.

Creed: That's from me.

Jim: Great. Where'd you get it?

Creed: I don't know. It was so long ago.

Jim: He obviously forgot to get me something. So he went into his closet and dug out this little number, and then threw it in a bag.

Creed: Yep. That's exactly what happened


Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying "Hey Michael, I know you did alot to help out the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod.

Kelly: I will steal the iPod.


Michael: In addition to these paintball pellots, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.

Dwight: You and me, Michael. Yes.

Michael: Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?

Dwight: I never said it was better than an iPod. (Michael pulls off Dwight's elf ears and throws them at his face) (In the talking head) Michael keeps bragging about his iPod. But you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as expierienced as I am is easily worth like two grand. Take that, Saddam.


Michael: Last gift, Kevin.

Kevin: I want the footbath. That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should've taken the iPod. Oh shoot.


Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machevelli meets....Christmas.


Michael: Uh oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty.

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