Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn was Michael Scarn's wife before she was killed by Goldenface at the WNBA All star game during Michael's 24k with Robin Williams. She is a parody of Catherine Zeta-Jones (Threat Level Midnight). 

In the season 2 episode The Client, during the table read of Threat Level Midnight, Phyllis portrayed Catherine Zeta-Scarn while she was still alive.

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