Ryan: If you bring your boss to class, at automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So...I'd be stupid not to do it...right?
Michael: A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um... and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. ... Really ruined eighth grade for us.
Kelly: What are you doing? You better not hurt that little bat! Creed: Animals can't feel pain... Kelly: Don't hurt that bat, Creed! It's a living thing with feelings and a family!