Karen: I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.
Michael: You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Powell Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.
Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!
Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...