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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.
 
'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.
 
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. [[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]] is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how [http://wikiality.wikia.com/George_W._Bush George Bush] did it when [http://wikiality.wikia.com/wiki/Colin Powell Colin Powell] left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. [[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]] is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how [http://wikiality.wikia.com/George_W._Bush George Bush] did it when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Powell Colin Powell] left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.
 
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[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar:]] Besides having sex with men, I would say that the [[The Finer Things Club|Finer Things Club]] is the gayest thing about me.
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[[Oscar Martinez|'''Oscar''':]] Besides having sex with men, I would say that the [[The Finer Things Club|Finer Things Club]] is the gayest thing about me.
 
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]''': What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?
'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I cried for ''weeks'' over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!
 
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': I’m peeing in this empty can.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]''': Oh my God!
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]''': Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': Well you said that we couldn’t make anymore stops, and I really had to go.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]''': Michael, watch the road!
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': Hey, you’re making me spray!
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]''': I’ll kill you man!
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]''': Michael! Michael, pull over!
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]''': That is just so disgusting!
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]''': Pull over, pull over!
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': I think I cut my penis on the lid!
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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I cried for ''weeks'' over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!
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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]''': Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you wanted?
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': Listen lady, you can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.
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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]''': I’m taking Stanley.
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]''': Then we will burn Utica to the ground!
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]''': Dwight. Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them. And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley’s head, we will burn Utica to the ground.
 
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'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...
 
'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...
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Latest revision as of 03:29, 12 March 2021

See episode, Branch Wars

Karen: I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.


Michael: You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.


Oscar: Besides having sex with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.


Michael: What is that? Dwight, are you peeing?

Dwight: I’m peeing in this empty can.

Jim: Oh my God!

Michael: Come on man, that is disgusting Dwight!

Dwight: Well you said that we couldn’t make anymore stops, and I really had to go.

Jim: Michael, watch the road!

Dwight: Hey, you’re making me spray!

Michael: I’ll kill you man!

Jim: Michael! Michael, pull over!

Michael: That is just so disgusting!

Jim: Pull over, pull over!

Dwight: I think I cut my penis on the lid!


Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!


Karen: Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you wanted?

Dwight: Listen lady, you can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.

Karen: I’m taking Stanley.

Dwight: Then we will burn Utica to the ground!

Michael: Dwight. Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them. And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley’s head, we will burn Utica to the ground.


Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...

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