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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.
 
'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.
 
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. [[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]] is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how [http://wikiality.wikia.com/George_W._Bush George Bush] did it when [http://wikiality.wikia.com/wiki/Colin Powell Colin Powell] left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. [[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]] is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how [http://wikiality.wikia.com/George_W._Bush George Bush] did it when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Powell Colin Powell] left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.
 
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[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar:]] Besides having sex with men, I would say that the [[The Finer Things Club|Finer Things Club]] is the gayest thing about me.
 
[[Oscar Martinez|Oscar:]] Besides having sex with men, I would say that the [[The Finer Things Club|Finer Things Club]] is the gayest thing about me.
 
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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I cried for ''weeks'' over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!
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'''[[Karen Filippelli|Karen]]:''' I cried for ''weeks'' over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!
 
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'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...
 
'''[[Stanley Hudson|Stanley]]:''' I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...
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Latest revision as of 00:18, October 19, 2018

See episode, Branch Wars

Karen: I am the Regional Manager of the Dunder-Mifflin Utica brach. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else.


Michael: You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch so extraordinary. The bluesy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left, and if Utica thinks that they are going to poach Stanley, they have another thing coming.


Oscar: Besides having sex with men, I would say that the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.


Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy, so yeah...seeing him climb out a PT Cruiser in a ladies' warehouse uniform...felt pretty good!


Stanley: I wasn't really planning on leaving - all I wanted was a raise. How on Earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius?...Sometimes I say crazy things...

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