- see episode Basketball
Michael: Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.
Michael: Oh god! That's worse than you playing!
Michael: Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley:: I'm sorry?
Michael: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley:: Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: I donno... I don't remember saying that.
Jim: Uh, I heard it.
Michael: Well people hear a lot of things, man.
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