Dunderpedia: The Office Wiki
(Created page with 'Dwight:Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.')
 
No edit summary
(11 intermediate revisions by 8 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
  +
:''See episode'' ''[[Baby Shower]]''
[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight:]]Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
 
  +
  +
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor - and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael, through...delusion.
  +
----
 
[[Dwight Schrute|'''Dwight:''']] Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
  +
----
  +
'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' When you first...became a baby-daddy, did you have...an immediate connection with that baby, like - the first time that you held it, did you find that...with your baby-baby?<br />
  +
'''[[Darryl Philbin|Darryl]]:''' Hell yeah!...You know why? Because that was ''my'' baby!
  +
  +
{{episodenav|prev = [[Business Ethics Quotes|Business Ethics]]|current = Baby Shower|next = [[Crime Aid Quotes|Crime Aid]]}}
  +
[[Category:Season 5 quotes]]
  +
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 00:30, 14 June 2020

See episode Baby Shower

Jim: Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor - and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael, through...delusion.


Dwight: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.


Michael: When you first...became a baby-daddy, did you have...an immediate connection with that baby, like - the first time that you held it, did you find that...with your baby-baby?
Darryl: Hell yeah!...You know why? Because that was my baby!

Template:Episodenav