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[[Andy Bernard]] went to Cornell (graduating in 1995) and is smug about it. He was, by his own admission, not a particularly good student.
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[[Andy Bernard]] went to [[Cornell University]] (graduating in 1995 with an unspecified Bachelor of Arts) and is smug about it. He was, by his own admission, not a particularly good student.
   
 
==Citations==
 
==Citations==
   
*"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Gay Witch Hunt]]'')
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*"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acapella group 'Here Comes Treble'." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Gay Witch Hunt]]'')
 
*"You should be an English professor at Cor-not University." (sparring with Dwight, ''[[The Merger]]'')
 
*"You should be an English professor at Cor-not University." (sparring with Dwight, ''[[The Merger]]'')
 
*"I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college." (to Jim, ''[[The Convict]]'')
 
*"I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college." (to Jim, ''[[The Convict]]'')
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*"That school? Cornell." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Launch Party]]'', deleted scene)
 
*"That school? Cornell." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Launch Party]]'', deleted scene)
 
*"I got into Cornell off the Wait List." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Branch Wars]]'', deleted scene)
 
*"I got into Cornell off the Wait List." ([[The conceit#The talking head interview|talking head interview]], ''[[Branch Wars]]'', deleted scene)
*"¿¿¿SUCK MY DICK FUCK HEAD!!!ed by the Cornell Study Abroad Office?" (Angela, ''[[Dinner Party]]'', deleted scene)
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*"Andy, was that coordinated by the Cornell Study Abroad Office?" (Angela, ''[[Dinner Party]]'', deleted scene)
 
*The rear windshield of Andy's car has a Cornell sticker. (''[[Chair Model]]'', ''[[Did I Stutter?]]'')
 
*The rear windshield of Andy's car has a Cornell sticker. (''[[Chair Model]]'', ''[[Did I Stutter?]]'')
 
*Andy introduces himself to the client as "Andy Bernard, Cornell '95." (''[[Job Fair]]'')
 
*Andy introduces himself to the client as "Andy Bernard, Cornell '95." (''[[Job Fair]]'')
 
*Andy becomes upset when Dwight wears a Cornell sweatshirt. (''[[Employee Transfer]]'')
 
*Andy becomes upset when Dwight wears a Cornell sweatshirt. (''[[Employee Transfer]]'')
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*"I took a crapload of women's studies at Cornell. I wrote a companion to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies." (''[[The Inner Circle]]'')
   
 
==Academic career==
 
==Academic career==
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As a high school student, Andy tried to lead a student protest against standardized tests, but chickened out and took the SATs anyway. {{6x10}} He scored a 1220, which is the 80th percentile in general, but is a poor score for a Cornell student, putting him in the bottom 25% of the student population. His poor score contributed to his being wait-listed at Cornell, but he was ultimately admitted because his father donated a building to the school. {{4x06}}
 
As a high school student, Andy tried to lead a student protest against standardized tests, but chickened out and took the SATs anyway. {{6x10}} He scored a 1220, which is the 80th percentile in general, but is a poor score for a Cornell student, putting him in the bottom 25% of the student population. His poor score contributed to his being wait-listed at Cornell, but he was ultimately admitted because his father donated a building to the school. {{4x06}}
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Latest revision as of 22:59, September 4, 2018

Andy Bernard went to Cornell University (graduating in 1995 with an unspecified Bachelor of Arts) and is smug about it. He was, by his own admission, not a particularly good student.

CitationsEdit

  • "I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acapella group 'Here Comes Treble'." (talking head interview, Gay Witch Hunt)
  • "You should be an English professor at Cor-not University." (sparring with Dwight, The Merger)
  • "I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college." (to Jim, The Convict)
  • "Football: Cornell/Hofstra: Slaughter." (sucking up to Michael, The Return)
  • "I graduated from anger management the same way I graduated from Cornell: On time." (talking head interview, The Negotiation)
  • "He's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell." (Michael, Beach Games)
  • "The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell." (interviewing with Dwight, The Job)
  • "Three months ago, I was nowhere. I was just a Cornell grad, in anger management." (talking head interview, The Job)
  • "That school? Cornell." (talking head interview, Launch Party, deleted scene)
  • "I got into Cornell off the Wait List." (talking head interview, Branch Wars, deleted scene)
  • "Andy, was that coordinated by the Cornell Study Abroad Office?" (Angela, Dinner Party, deleted scene)
  • The rear windshield of Andy's car has a Cornell sticker. (Chair Model, Did I Stutter?)
  • Andy introduces himself to the client as "Andy Bernard, Cornell '95." (Job Fair)
  • Andy becomes upset when Dwight wears a Cornell sweatshirt. (Employee Transfer)
  • "I took a crapload of women's studies at Cornell. I wrote a companion to The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Apologies." (The Inner Circle)

Academic careerEdit

Andy Bernard was not particularly gifted academically.

  • By his own admission, he "never studied once." ("Gay Witch Hunt")
  • He failed Introduction to Philosophy and had to take it again. ("Business Ethics")

As a high school student, Andy tried to lead a student protest against standardized tests, but chickened out and took the SATs anyway. ("Shareholder Meeting") He scored a 1220, which is the 80th percentile in general, but is a poor score for a Cornell student, putting him in the bottom 25% of the student population. His poor score contributed to his being wait-listed at Cornell, but he was ultimately admitted because his father donated a building to the school. ("Branch Wars")

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