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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And people got upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn't want to see it killed. He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
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'''[[Dwight Schrute|Dwight]]:''' Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And, people got...upset. Apparently, they got ''attached'' to the duck, and didn't want to see it killed.
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.<br />
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'''[[Jim]]:''' Wow...win-win.<br />
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'''[[Dwight]]:''' Exactly! Thank you Jim...<br />
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'''[[Phyllis]]:''' I like goose...It's already dead - is it so crazy that we eat it?<br />
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'''[[Creed]]:''' That's crazy...It's crazy.
 
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' It's a '''bold''' move, to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their ''real'' father - but then again Michael's a bold guy...Is "bold" the right word?
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' It's a '''bold''' move, to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their ''real'' father - but then again Michael's a bold guy...Is "bold" the right word?
 
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA...They're considering him for a top-secret mission...This is where I made list ''every'' secret he promised he'd never, ever tell!...So, here's the gift - ''you'' get to decide what his top-secret mission is!
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA...They're considering him for a top-secret mission...This is where I made list ''every'' secret he promised he'd never, ever tell!...So, here's the gift - ''you'' get to decide what his top-secret mission is!<br />
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' You know what, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore though...<br />
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' You know what, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore though...
 
 
 
'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' Oh...of course...
 
'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' Oh...of course...
 
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' We're going to Asian Hooters!
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' We're going to Asian Hooters!<br />
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'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' I can't...<br />
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' I can't...
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'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' Why not?<br />
 
'''[[Michael Scott|Michael]]:''' Why not?
 
 
 
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' I'm not feeling so well...I've got a ton of work to do here...MSG allergy...peanut allergy...I ''just'' ate there last night...
 
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' I'm not feeling so well...I've got a ton of work to do here...MSG allergy...peanut allergy...I ''just'' ate there last night...
 
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Wow! Thanks for taking all the excuses, dude...
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Wow! Thanks for taking all the excuses, dude...<br />
 
 
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Doctor's appointment...car trouble...planter warts...granddad fought in World War II...Use your head, man - I keep mine in here...Look alive, Halpert - welcome back!
 
'''[[Ryan Howard|Ryan]]:''' Doctor's appointment...car trouble...planter warts...granddad fought in World War II...Use your head, man - I keep mine in here...Look alive, Halpert - welcome back!
 
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'''[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]:''' I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies...but it will also have ''Angela''. So, double-fudge...Angela... ''Double fudge''......''Angela''...Hmmmmmmm...
 
'''[[Kevin Malone|Kevin]]:''' I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies...but it will also have ''Angela''. So, double-fudge...Angela... ''Double fudge''......''Angela''...Hmmmmmmm...
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'''[[Karen]]:''' Are we taking this too far? No, I don't think we're taking this far ''enough.''<br />
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(Pam shudders)<br />
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'''[[Karen]]:''' What?<br />
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'''[[Pam]]:''' You gave me goosebumps.
 
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Oh, no, this is different! The CIA thing? That was a prank on Dwight, ''this'' is more like a, um...OK, it's pretty much the same thing!
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Oh, no, this is different! The CIA thing? That was a prank on Dwight, ''this'' is more like a, um...OK, it's pretty much the same thing!
 
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Goodnight, Pam.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' You just had a rebound...which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction...but when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' G'nite!
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Goodnight, Pam.<br />
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' G'nite!<br />
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to tell you - I intercepted a transmission earlier, and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters at Langley for training...and an ice cream social with the other agents.
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'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to tell you - I intercepted a transmission earlier, and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters at Langley for training...and an ice cream social with the other agents.<br />
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'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' We should get him a bus ticket - to make his trip easier...It costs $75...<br />
'''[[Pam Beesly|Pam]]:''' We should get him a bus ticket - to make his trip easier...It costs $75...
 
 
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Well, maybe the CIA could send a helicopter!
 
'''[[Jim Halpert|Jim]]:''' Well, maybe the CIA could send a helicopter!
 
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[[Karen]]: Are we taking this too far? No, I don't think we're taking this far ''enough.''
 
 
Pam shudders.
 
 
[[Karen]]: What?
 
 
[[Pam]]: You gave me goosebumps.
 
 
 
   
 
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Revision as of 19:33, December 20, 2010

see episode A Benihana Christmas

Dwight: Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And, people got...upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck, and didn't want to see it killed.


Dwight: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Jim: Wow...win-win.
Dwight: Exactly! Thank you Jim...
Phyllis: I like goose...It's already dead - is it so crazy that we eat it?
Creed: That's crazy...It's crazy.


Jim: It's a bold move, to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father - but then again Michael's a bold guy...Is "bold" the right word?


Pam: For the past few months, I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA...They're considering him for a top-secret mission...This is where I made list every secret he promised he'd never, ever tell!...So, here's the gift - you get to decide what his top-secret mission is!
Jim: You know what, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore though...
Pam: Oh...of course...


Michael: We're going to Asian Hooters!
Ryan: I can't...
Michael: Why not?
Ryan: I'm not feeling so well...I've got a ton of work to do here...MSG allergy...peanut allergy...I just ate there last night...


Jim: Wow! Thanks for taking all the excuses, dude...
Ryan: Doctor's appointment...car trouble...planter warts...granddad fought in World War II...Use your head, man - I keep mine in here...Look alive, Halpert - welcome back!


Kevin: I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies...but it will also have Angela. So, double-fudge...Angela... Double fudge......Angela...Hmmmmmmm...


Karen: Are we taking this too far? No, I don't think we're taking this far enough.
(Pam shudders)
Karen: What?
Pam: You gave me goosebumps.


Jim: Oh, no, this is different! The CIA thing? That was a prank on Dwight, this is more like a, um...OK, it's pretty much the same thing!


Jim: You just had a rebound...which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction...but when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.


Jim: Goodnight, Pam.
Pam: G'nite!
Jim: Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to tell you - I intercepted a transmission earlier, and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters at Langley for training...and an ice cream social with the other agents.
Pam: We should get him a bus ticket - to make his trip easier...It costs $75...
Jim: Well, maybe the CIA could send a helicopter!

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