"9,986,000 Minutes" is a song used in the episode "Michael's Last Dundies". Used at the end of the episode, Michael Scott's coworkers are sad that Michael is leaving. This song is a parody of "Seasons of Love" from the musical Rent.
Lyrics[]
- Andy: Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes, We actually sat down and did the math.
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes. That's how many minutes that you've worked here.
- Pam: In costumes,
- Jim: And impressions,
- Toby: In meetings,
- Kelly & Erin: In cups of coffee
- Kevin: For birthdays,
- Stanley: More meetings and...
- Angela & Phyllis: Email forwards you made us read.
- Everybody (Except Michael): Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes. That's like watching Die Hard eighty thousand times.
- Meredith: You hit me with your car...
- Ryan: You helped me get off drugs..
- Creed: I watch you when you sleep...
- Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me.
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
- Darryl: You've got to remember to call.
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
- Andy: Love is a gift from up above!
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
- Kelly & Erin: Text or call or email or call!
- Deangelo: Measure... Measure your life in looooooooooove!
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
- Deangelo: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
- Deangelo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to remember to call!
- Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
- Deangelo: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
