Just curious what people would put...
“And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.”
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think would an idiot do that and if they would I do not do that thing
Identity thief is not a joke Jim
I love catching people in the act, that’s why I always whip open doors.
We need a new plague...
Either:
”How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.”
Or
”There are three things you must never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season”
“This time smoking will save lives...”
"Bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica"... Oh wait that my have been someone impersonating him, not sure, I heard Scranton PA is a notorious place for identity theft
“It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, then by a stranger on purpose.” S4 E7
“Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never”
Also
”Sorry we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.”
What do you think?