Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that, and if they would, I do not do that thing.
“Would I rather be feared or loved?
I want people to fear how much they love me.”
Shut up about the sun!
Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.
“I am Beyonce always” -Micheal Scott
That means ye plop!
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT
We have a date! (Kelly after getting Ryan to go to dinner with her pretending she was pregnant)
What do you think?