Baby Shower Quotes


 * See episode Baby Shower

Jim: Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor - and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael, through...delusion.

Dwight: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.

Michael: When you first...became a baby-daddy, did you have...an immediate connection with that baby, like - the first time that you held it, did you find that...with your baby-baby?

Darryl: Hell yeah!...You know why? Because that was my baby!