Lotto Quotes


 * See episode Lotto

Andy: That is not Darryl. I don’t know where Darryl is. I suspect probably our Darryl is inside of that Darryl. Kevin: Come on Jim! Tell him what we call it!

Jim: It's not important

Andy: No! Come on Jim! Tell us what you call it!

Jim: Señor Loadenstein

Kevin: And why do we call it that?

Jim: Porque es muy rápido...

Darryl: Taco air is thick... its heavy... it settles at the lowest point... you can't air it out...

Andy: Well... you got a great basement!

Darryl: Give me your job.

Andy: Haha, what?

Darryl: I’ll do it better than you. I earned it. I deserve it. I got passed over, God knows why, reasons I cannot and will not understand. The job was mine Andy, everyone said it was mine. Make me manager or fire me.

Andy: I’m not gonna give you my job! It’s my job! I earned it! And here’s the thing, you weren’t even next in line. I asked about you, I saw your file. You have a history of being short with people and you hired Glenn, your buddy! To replace you in the warehouse. He was under qualified. They saw that.

Nate: Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but uh, you should probably know I technically don’t have a hearing problem, it’s just when there’s a lot of noises…

Andy: Nate! Please….thank you. You have no business education, you were gonna take classes under D’Angelo, what happened to that?

Darryl: He died.

Andy: He didn’t die, his brain died. And my brain is still very much alive and I’d be happy to give you business classes. How come you haven’t asked me about it?