Get the Girl Quotes


 * See episode Get the Girl

Pam: [over phone] This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we’ll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling!

Kevin: Nice.

Pam: There’s this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it’s not — it doesn’t sound cool. You just have to see it.

Pam: Well, I guess it doesn’t look that cool either. But, it’s been up there a long time, so it’s become a pretty big deal.

Jim: Wow. It’s the end of an era.

Pam: Did a good job, Buddy. Now it’s time to come home.

Oscar: I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.

Kevin: When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.

Ryan: How long do you think it’s been up there, Kevin?

Kevin: I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, “Look, a balloon.”

Dwight: My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.

Meredith: My kid didn’t have a face tattoo.

Darryl: I was still thinking of going back to school.

Jim: And I was still just a paper salesman.

Dwight: Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here. [everyone sighs]

All: Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon!

Robert: Jim, would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?

Jim: Oh, god, nature, please.

Robert: When two animals are having sex, one of them…is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua– this isn’t very helpful. You’re gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.

Jim: Was that not the–?

Robert: All life is sex. And all sex is competition.

Jim: Mm-hm.

Robert: And there are no rules to that game. That wasn’t so perverted, now was it?