Free Family Portrait Studio Quotes

Jake: Can you just smile, please?

Meredith: I don’t want to! Jim: Ok, I admit it, last week... I may have gone a little bit to far. I found out where Dwight gets his clothes dry cleaned and then made an exact copy in velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

Dwight: (Jim runs by and rips Dwight's clothes off leaving him in his underwear leaving all his coworkers.) Damn it, Jim!

Creed: Good, good. This carpet’s overdue for a good mopping.

Jim: Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?

Andy: Yeah, it is actually. Andy: I think you’re gonna like this surprise guest.

Gabe: [enters] Happy birthday to Gabe!

Nellie: Oh, get out, skeleton man! Kelly: Now you look at me like you’re adoring me, I’m gonna look at the camera like I don’t even know you’re there.

Ravi: I do adore you.

Andy: I want just one... mother f***ing delicious moment! Is that too much to ask?

David: Well, okay. Great to meet you.

Robert: Likewise, I’m Bob. Bob Kazamakis. [Jim looks at the camera, confused]