Promos Quotes

Pam: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she’s been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don’t know what it is, it’s a book about um…

Clark: It’s porn.

Pam: Yeah. Dwight: OK, you are useless. I’ll take care of this. [walks out of Andy’s office and dumps water on Phyllis]

Phyllis: What the hell?!

Dwight: It’s OK guys, she’s no longer horny.

Andy: Excuse me, dirty birdie [takes Phyllis’ iPod]

Phyllis: Wait, what?

Andy: You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!! Kevin: This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo. Stanley: Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.

Phyllis: I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?

Stanley: She does. But neither of them know about Lydia. Stanley: [on phone] Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.