Ryan Started the Fire

"Ryan Started the Fire" was a song created by Dwight in the fourth episode of season two, The Fire after the news broke that Ryan Howard had started the fire by putting pita, set on the oven setting, in the toaster-oven. This song has the same melody and was loosely based on Billy Joel's 1989 song "We Didn't Start the Fire ".

Lyrics
Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world’s been turning!

Full-Length Version
'''In 2010, a full-length version of the song was released. The lyrics are below: '''

Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future Fax Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl’s cool, Toby’s not Workspace, not an office, everybody hurts Elizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, Sith lord, Hunter, that one night, you made everything all right Water mark, fun run, beer me, Stamford’s done It’s not Dwigt, it’s Dwight, Stanley’s gonna be all right

Ryan started the fire It just started burning, Hey the temp’s still learning Ryan started the fire But he didn’t hide it Because Dwight did find it

Woman’s suit, green flute, breast enhancement lawsuit Penises on the brain, motel art, carpet stain Stapler in Jell-O, I’m coming out hetero, TMI, MRI, making love in the rain Fireside confessions, valuable life lessons, Foreman grill, Dwight’s speech, isn’t this a nude beach? Singing a cappella, under my Angerella, Sandals, I have worms, Utica branch breach Borientation, sales initiation, Chicken teriyaki, I’ll have some nagasaki Abercrombie and Fitch, just hug it out bitch, Do my laundry, don’t enter without knocking

CHORUS

That’s what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care, Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don’t have Mounds bars Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills, Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy Pamalamadingdong, are you a fan of William Hung? Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms While today it is me, soon we all shall fall

CHORUS

Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, are you calling me a ho? Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, email taps, Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knocks That cheesy pita’s toasted, oh boom, roasted! Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day Oven mitt or iPod, Ben Franklin’s lightning rod, It’s Meredith’s birthday, I know why Oscar’s “sick” today

CHORUS

Watch out a bat’s on the loose, hello are you Mother Goose? Unshun, reshun, cripples can’t call shotgun, For you babe, complain file, keep your foot out of the aisle, I love inside jokes, someday I’ll be a part of one Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard Dog, paper clips Have you seen Jan’s boobs? Look, Ryan’s on YouTube Ed Truck is outta luck, careful Dwight’s got nun chucks, Party Planning Committee, try my cookie cookie Gimli – nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird, Hey it’s Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?

CHORUS

The IT guy’s a terrorist, careful don’t get Andy pissed, That says California roll, my ho ain’t my ho no mo Foot butter, power trip, Call of Duty, Herr’s chips, Jail photo, Kevin’s slow, extra dough, crossbow Phyllis flashed, Martin Nash, Kevin’s M&M stash, Ungrateful beeyotch hotline, boy have you lost your mind? Dumb or fat? What’s a text? Spiderface, who’s jinxed next? Sushi bar, CIA, gaydar, hate crime Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake? Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague, Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!

CHORUS (x2)