Jury Duty Quotes

Andy: I’m not Rumpelstiltskin, Jim. I can’t keep spinning gold out of your [bleep]. Dwight: That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine. Dwight: Nurse, you know that baby in there, baby Philip? Cancel the circumcision.

Nurse: Who are you?

Dwight: I just might be his father.

Nurse: I don’t know what that means. We’re gonna circumcise him.