Dream Team Quotes


 * See episode, Dream Team

Jim: [phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev?

Kevin: Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom! Jim: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? [pause] I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that. Jim: No. [Andy gets up from his desk] Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.

Kevin: Yeah, I wrote it on my hand… but then I washed it. Andy: You are murdering the Nard-dog! Stanley: Just transfer the damn call.

Kevin: Your call is very important to us. Ple-[Andy’s phone rings]

Andy: Hey-o! [applauding and cheering]

Dwight: Way to go.

Andy: My maid died. Pam: Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we’re starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. Phyllis: I never see him drink. I never see him eat.

Stanley: I don’t think he even uses the bathroom.

Creed: Oh, he does. He does. Andy: I hate soccer. But guess who doesn’t hate soccer? Charles Miner.

Jim: I’ve never been a kiss up. I – it’s just not how I operate. I mean, I’ve always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. Half-heartedly. Jim: Yep, I used to play soccer in school. From second to fourth grade. I was on the orange team. Pam: You get paid by the year here?

Ryan: How much do you get paid, secretary--?

Ryan's Supervisor: Get back to work, shoe bitch! Charles: Miner – [kicking a piece of trash]

Jim: Oh, there he goes.

Charles: …sees his partner –

Jim: Yikes.

Charles: Halpert. He looks up!

Jim: Aw, man.

Charles: Defending duo! He sets him up! [Jim moves the piece of trash with his hands] He sets him up. Yeah. Oh-ho!

Jim: Oh! Goal!

Charles: Aw, man, I can’t wait to play with you.

Jim: Aw, it’s gonna be the [softly] worst. Vikram: I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?

Pam: It means grandmother.

Vikram: Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I’m sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?