Training Day Quotes


 * See episode, Training Day


 * Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
 * Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.
 * Deangelo: The moms and the troops.
 * Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
 * Deangelo: I won't. I don't know her.
 * Michael: I'm moving out to the 'burbs. Actually, I'm moving further than the 'burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.
 * Deangelo: Colorado! The Sunshine State.
 * Michael: Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.
 * Deangelo: Doing some skiing?
 * Michael: No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.
 * Deangelo: Well, that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.


 * Deangelo: Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut I was itchy for three days, OK? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.