Pool Party Quotes


 * See episode Pool Party

Jim: It’s always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she’s out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I’ve found out what he likes. And it’s really weird. Stanley: You’ve been meatballed! [laughs]

Dwight: Ugh.

Stanley: Are you ready for some meatball?

Dwight: Aw, man. [Stanley laughs] This is not very clever, Jim.

Jim: I know.

Stanley: Look for your stapler!

Dwight: [Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny. Dwight: That idiot’s been feeding us for a week.

Stanley: We’ll never have to buy meatballs again. Robert California: This room was meant to watch wonderful, erotic movies like "Last Tango in Paris"... instead the last movies I watched in here were "Marley and Me" and "On Golden F***** Pond".

Val: Does Darryl not swim?

Kevin: That's racist!

Jim: I am the master of leaving parties early, not to brag or anything, but I was out of New Years by 9 o'clock.