Office Olympics Quotes


 * See episode Office Olympics

Dwight: I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Carol: It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood. Michael: It's good to be accommodating of that. Dwight: Let's go check out the master bedroom.

Michael: I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast. Ryan: I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.

Michael: Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan.

Ryan: What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?

Michael: Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don't you take a couple hours. The office is yours. "Home Alone," "Risky Business." Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do.

Ryan: I'm just going to take a nap in my car until work starts.

Michael: Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs.