Lice Quotes

Dwight: Of all of the vermin in God’s great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7. Dwight: Scalp leeches, skull vampires, follicle gypsies, hair lawyers. One thing is clear, it’s kill or be killed!

Erin: No, no. It’s more of a nuisance really. It’s not that big a deal. So, I collected your hats and your coats…

Dwight: To be burned!

Erin: To be washed. Meredith: Yeah, yeah, everybody pile on Meredith. But I’m the only one with the balls to show them lice who’s boss.

Erin: Ok, nobody panic. If everybody just follows my instructions, then nobody else needs to end up bald. Not that it looks bad, Meredith. It looks…It looks awesome. You look like a baby who suddenly aged 50 years. A cute baby, but something sucked the life force out of it. I’m so sorry. We need mayonnaise! We need it now.