Talk:Creed Bratton/@comment-44974233-20200202083348

I have it on good authority that Creed  Bratton is in fact the legendary D.B. Cooper. And when he jumped out of the plane with the money there was a freak storm that knocked him off course and made him drop all of the money. He then crash lands in a commune of hippies where he has the once mentioned sex in the mud with "plenty of women"  (and possibly a man). He lives there for about a month when he realizes that he has actually crash landed into a cult. He still stays as a member for a while for the acid and sex but he is finally starting to get tired of being there. Luckily by that time he has worked his way up to the leader they called papa smurf which as he has personally stated "members have more fun but leaders make more money". It was pretty easy to convince them to make him leader since they took acid multiple times a day and the fact that he basically fell from the sky. So he gathers as much money he can and leaves the commune and changes his name to William Charles Schneider he moves to scranton where he does janitorial work for the office block where dunder mifflin is just to lay low he also hides all of the cult money in the warehouse since he was staying in a shelter but one day this guy who works for the overnight cleaning crews found his money and stole it so he hunts him down along with the rest of the cleaning crew he beat them all within an inch of their lives trying to find out where his money was he found out which one had stole it but while trying to get where he had the money he accidentally killed him he interrogated the others but they didnt speak English (by the way the one he killed was named CREED BRATTON) so he assumed his identity and got a job at dunder mifflin  convinced the money was still in the building along the guys cleaning route. Thats pretty much caught up to recent times     oh yea but creed is so old now he has actually forgotten abot the money. -CREED CHRONICLES