Dwight's Drug Interrogation

Dwight's Drug Interrogation was a series of questionings Dwight Schrute, a Lackawana County Sheriff's Volunteer Deputy conducted after finding a half-smoked joint of marijuana in the parking lot of the parking lot in Drug Testing.

Kevin Malone
In the cold opening, Dwight directs Kevin into the conference room and reads off the marijuana symptoms, all of which apply to the dimwitted, lethargic, sugar-loving Kevin. However, Kevin was not the drug user and this is just a mere coincedence.

Kelly Kapoor
Dwight immediately regrets dragging in Kelly, who when confronted, launches into one of her trademark Kapoor Rants, and embarks on recounting a story about her and Ryan Howard (probably) at a sports game. Dwight loses his cool and shouts for her to stop, saying that it "Isn't Kapoor Story Hour."

Ryan Howard
This time, Dwight doesn't even lead Ryan into the conference room and goes right up at his desk, as shown in the picture a few paragraphs above. Dwight demands to search Ryan's car, but Ryan doesn't budge and asks for "other options." The only other option, Dwight says, is that he goes down and obtains a warrant from the police station, forcing Ryan to let him into his car. Ryan is not at all fooled and still doesn't give in. However, before Dwight can retort, Michael Scott, who is strangely dismissive of this Drug ordeal, pulls Dwight away from Ryan's desk.

Oscar Martinez
Dwight calls in Oscar Martinez next and asks him if he takes drugs. Of course, Oscar denies it, but Dwight brings up the possibility that Oscar might've accidentally, and presses on. Oscar is clearly done and stomps out of the conference room. Unfortunately for him, this makes Dwight smile, and Dwight remarks about how hastily Oscar left the conference room.

Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert turns out to be quite a hard interrogatee. It seems that Dwight roped Jim into the conference room by claiming that Jim would be the one conducting the whole interview. Dwight is caught off-guard as Jim loudly and sharply brings this up, asking "How much pot did you smoke!" Also, Jim tries to trick Dwight into thinking that Dwight took the drug and had his memory erased by it; It works a bit.

Angela Martin
Because Dwight is secretly dating Angela Martin, he believes her when she vows that she didn't take the marijuana. However, Dwight has to appear to treat her the same as everybody else in the office and seems to raise his voice at her, although it is just a front and Angela isn't intimidated at all.

Aftermath
Soon, Michael admits that he was the one who took the drug. Dwight would've pounced at that moment if it was a different person, but Michael seems genuinely regretful and since Dwight always worshipps his superior, Dwight reluctantly agrees to fudge the drug testing results by giving the drug testers his on urine instead of Michael's tainted pee.