User:RazorNovaStrike

Abilities

 * "To whom it may concern. The dictionary defines 'superlative' as 'of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else or others; supreme.' I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order; supreme."
 * ―Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael


 * Peak Human Condition: Dwight is an impressive human specimen due to his many years as a beet farmer, martial artist, volunteer sheriff's deputy and a Knight of the Night. He uses a fitness orb as an ab workout specifically designed to strengthen his core, and numerous health benefits include strengthening his back, better performance in sports, and it improves his reflexes. He has exceptional hand-eye coordination.
 * Peak Human Strength: Dwight has the strength of a grown man and a little baby. He is strong enough to pop a cold pack in one hand. He was able to pick up a water jug and punch through glass. He harmed Michael with his punches and kicks. He tackled Ryan, and knocked down Creed then Stanley. Dwight also uses a grip strengthener. He was able to kick a volleyball far away. He harmed Isabel with his front kick. He once choked Kevin with his shoelace, and he threatened to break Phyllis' nose and flip her. He crushed an apple in one hand. Dwight can lift two buckets of gravel with the squat yoke and cut through at least five yards of tin. He was able to pick up Jim, a grown man who weighs 185 pounds, on his shoulders, even when he was weakened from his appendectomy. When he and Angela were dating, she would help him with his strength training by being strapped to his chest and he would do lunges across the farm (with her weighing 90 pounds at the time).
 * Peak Human Durability: Dwight claims his pelvis would not crack if a car hit him. He survived an enormous industrial copier crashing into him. He can absorb the blow of a throat punch and block a groin punch.
 * Peak Human Speed: Dwight is fast, having once outran a black pepper snake. He can run 13 miles per hour, but he claimed to have just been jogging. This means he can theoretically run a mile in four minutes and 36.9 seconds, which supports his claim that he could "crush" Toby's mile time of about seven minutes (about 8.57 miles per hour), making him 34.08% faster than Toby. The average man runs 5.84 miles per hour, meaning is 55.08% faster.
 * Peak Human Stamina: Dwight can also expend cardiovascular effort, as he once spent hours of combat with some of Scranton's best teenagers to receive his black belt. When he and Angela were dating, he would do lunges across the farm with 90 pounds strapped to his chest. Dwight said he would never have cardiac arrest because he has the heart of a lion.
 * Peak Human Athleticism: Dwight loves sports and he claims to be a natural athlete. He uses a fitness orb to improve his performance in sports, and he has a separate resume for his athletic and special skills. Dwight is shown to be skilled at playing basketball, football, table tennis, softball, volleyball, golf, and the javelin throw (in which he earned a score of 24.5 out of 30). Dwight played softball in high school, and once hit three homeruns against another school. He said he could easily win a gold medal in the biathlon. He also said the decathlon is for wimps, and proposed the centathlon, which consists of 100 sports (broad jump, side jump, front jump, back jump, animal mimicry, wall climbing, cup stacking, coal digging, hide the hamster, boat repair, projectile spitting, q-tipping, nasal projection, fugitive track, rabbit hunting, pain tolerance, die casting, knuckle-chuck, Turkish luge, pizza making, hula hoop, battleship, bow hunting, voting, Taekwondo, cabinet making, flapping, haircutting, murder ball, murder checkers, and 70 others. Isabel also said that he is amazing at whac-a-mole. He got so good by whacking moles.
 * Peak Human Health: Dwight never gets sick. He does not need good insurance because he has never been sick; he claims to have a perfect immune system and he does not need any antibodies, because as a Schrute he has superior genes. He has never missed a day due to illness, even when he had walking pneumonia. Dwight said he would never have cardiac arrest because he has the heart of a lion. He eats beets, which have lots of vitamin A for healthy vision, skin, bones, teeth, and reproduction, and the nitric oxide helps to dilate his blood vessels.
 * Peak Human Longevity: Dwight is going to live for a very long time. His Grandma Schrute lived to be 101, and his Grandpa Mannheim was 103 and still puttering around down in Argentina in 2007. In 2013, he believed to live for another 80 or 90 years.


 * "I've upped my karate to eight times a week. I've added boxing at lunches and on weekends, I do kickboxing three times a week, Krav Maga four times a week, an hour of meditation every morning at sunrise, and again at sunset."
 * ―Dwight Schrute in The List


 * Expert Martial Artist: Dwight is a trained martial artist. He has a black belt in Gōjū-ryū Karate, formerly a purple belt and a brown belt, and he also trains in Boxing, Kickboxing, and Krav Maga. He was able to kick Isabel in the face, he used an Apache persuasion hold on Nick, and used a similar technique on Gabe. He may also know Jujutsu  and Taekwondo. Once a year, Dwight holds a seminar, updating the office on the newest developments in the world of karate.
 * Weapon Proficiency: Dwight is skilled in the use of many weapons, including (but not limited to) knives, crossbows, paintball guns, bō staffs, spud guns, pepper spray, nunchaku, throwing stars, Tasers, boomerangs, nightsticks, brass knuckles, swords, revolvers, Molotov cocktails, sai, blowguns, rifles, sickles, whips, compound bows, recurve bows, chainsaws, needles, pitchforks, and shotguns.
 * "I've worked here for 12 years. I won salesman of the year. I'm an assistant to the regional manager."
 * ―Dwight Schrute in Junior Salesman


 * Gifted Intelligence: Dwight is a person of strong intellect. He attended Lackawanna College and graduated in 1994 with a Bachelor's Degree, and he also received a citizenship award. As a Schrute, he has superior brain power, and can raise and lower his cholesterol at will through concentration. He describes himself as "a smart and capable man." He claims to be a genius. Dwight thought he could get into Cornell, which requires a GPA of 3.9 and an SAT score of 1390.
 * Expert Businessman: Dwight18.jpg Dwight has an instinct for sales. He is a paper salesman at Dunder Mifflin paper products in Scranton. His job is to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and type of copier paper, whether he can supply it to them and whether they can pay for it. He is the top salesman there, and he has 90 clients himself. According to Michael, Dwight is a superlative sales executive. He bought a 1978 280Z for $1,200, fixed it up (new engine, suspension, respray) and it is now worth $3,000, which is his profit. He picked a healthcare plan for the office, slashing benefits to the bone and saving the company money. Dwight was the top salesman of the year at the company, which is the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania based mid-size paper company regional salesman can attain. Angela said he is one of the most honorable and efficient employees the company has ever had. When he left the office after many record-breaking years, he got a job as a sales associate at Staples. There, he sold two printers in one morning, which he considered to be child's play. Michael said Dwight has the best sales record in the office. Dwight has been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months (he did so well last February that corporate gave him two plaques in lieu of a pay raise), and he made more sales than a website. His liquid worth in 2017 is approximately $10,446,112.34.
 * Skilled Investigator: As a former volunteer sheriff's deputy, Dwight is a skilled detective.
 * Skilled Historian: Dwight is familiar with the origins of Diwali.
 * Skilled Musician: Dwight can play the recorder,  the guitar, and the drums.
 * Multilingualism: Dwight speaks English, Japanese, binary, pre-industrial German,   Morse code, Spanish, Dothraki, and French.
 * "I am not giving up."
 * ―Dwight Schrute to Andy Bernard in The Duel


 * Indomitable Will: Dwight is a man who will never give up. Robert California was impressed with his initiative, drive, and ambition, and he even gave Dwight his grandfather's medal which he received for acts of courage and excellence. He stated that the mark of a great man is "unstoppability." Sensei Billy has referred to Dwight as one of the most tenacious and determined men he has ever met.

Weaknesses

 * "You think I don't have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes to settle and idiot cousins to protect and ne'er-do-well siblings to take care of, but I don't need some stupid pill to get me through all this."
 * ―Dwight Schrute in Here Comes Treble


 * Anxiety: Dwight has a tough time being wifeless and a high-pressure job and his crazy cousin Mose. He has a prescription for Dumatril, a pill licensed to treat anxiety symptoms, such as panic attacks, excessive worrying, and fear.

Weaponry
Dwight keeps various weaponry strategically placed around the office.


 * Knives: Dwight owns several knives. He used a Swiss Army knife to open a box in the warehouse and boxes on his desk. He keeps a carving knife in his trunk, and he is familiar with nakiri and usuba knives. He gave Michael one of his knives from a roll, and he keeps one in a filing cabinet. He gave Michael another knife. He made a knife with another knife. Jim confiscated one of his knives. He used a knife to stab a CPR dummy and cut its face off. He held a knife during a music video. He took out a knife when the cast of Sweeney Todd visited the office. He used a knife to open a box containing a holster. He has knives as a part of his Freddy Kreuger and Kerrigan costumes. He used a knife to smear peanut butter on his face. He used a knife to cut open a couch cushion.
 * Crossbows: Dwight has his own crossbow range.
 * Paintball Guns:
 * Bō Staff: Dwight owns a bō staff.
 * Spud Gun: Dwight owns a spud gun, a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.
 * Pepper Spray: Every day for eight years, Dwight has brought pepper spray into the office to protect himself and his fellow employees. When Roy grabbed Jim, he removed his weapon from its secure hiding place and discharged it at a distance of a little over a meter into Roy's eyes, nose, and face area, rendering him utterly and completely disabled. He also sprayed Andy when he graduated from anger management, but Toby confiscated it. He had the can of pepper spray Velcroed under his desk.
 * Nunchaku: Dwight owns nunchaku kept in his desk, but Toby and Jim confiscated them.
 * Throwing Stars: Dwight owns throwing stars kept in his desk, but Toby confiscated them. He taped one under the kitchen table, but Jim confiscated it.
 * Taser: Dwight owns a Taser kept in his desk, but Toby confiscated it.
 * Boomerang: Dwight owns a boomerang kept in his desk, but Toby confiscated it.
 * Nightstick: Dwight owned a nightstick, but Toby confiscated it.
 * Brass Knuckles: Dwight owns brass knuckles, but Toby confiscated them.
 * Swords: Dwight owns several swords. One of them was confiscated by Toby. He keeps a Chinese sword in the ceiling of the office. He threatened to use a sword to cut off Andy's bare hands. For their duel, he considered using a 73cm samurai or a two-handed broadsword. He once fell on his sword. He wielded a sword as Recyclops. He threw swords out of his car.
 * Revolvers: Dwight used a Colt Anaconda to start a race. He accidentally discharged a Beaumont-Adams in the office.
 * Molotov Cocktails: Dwight owns Molotov cocktails.
 * Sai: Dwight keeps a pair of sai behind the water cooler. He also wields one as Recyclops.
 * Blowgun: Dwight owns a blowgun. He keeps it in a toilet in the office. He used it to shoot Stanley with bull tranquilizer.
 * Rifle: Dwight used a Winchester Model 70 to observe Michael from a distance in the woods.
 * Concussion Grenade: Dwight gave Michael a concussion grenade for crowd control.
 * Sickle: Dwight owns a sickle, but Jim confiscated it.
 * Whips: Dwight owns a whip. He brought it for his duel with Andy, and used it to hit his car.
 * Compound Bow: Dwight owns a compound bow. He kept it under the couch at the entrance of the office, but Jim confiscated it.
 * Axe: Dwight owns an axe. He threw it out of his car.
 * Recurve Bow: Dwight owns a recurve bow.
 * Chainsaws: Dwight owns chainsaws.
 * Needles: Dwight has needles as a part of his Hellraiser costume.
 * Pitchforks:
 * Shotgun: Dwight used a Remington 870 during his Aunt Shirley's funeral to confirm she is dead.

Trivia

 * Dwight is a fan of Chicago, REM, Billy Joel, Mötley Crüe,  Adorned Brood, Meav, Crosby, Stills & Nash, the Black Eyed Peas, Jeffrey Osborne, Life of Agony, Styx, Bon Jovi, Don McLean, the J. Geils Band, John Denver, the Blam, Green Day, Harry Chapin, and FUN.
 * All of Dwight's heroes are table tennis players. Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wong Tao, Jorg Rosskopf, Ashraf Helmy, Hugo Hoyama, and Andrzej Grubba.

Abilities

 * "Basketball? It was kinda my thing in high school. And I'm--yeah. I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here."
 * ―Jim Halpert in Basketball


 * Peak Human Athleticism: Jim is a skilled athlete and is shown to be good at playing basketball, golf (he once shot a 102), and volleyball. Jim played soccer from second to fourth grade, and basketball in high school. During the game in the warehouse, he made more baskets than anyone else, and Roy compared him to Larry Bird. Pam agreed and said Jim is pretty good, and even Julius Erving complimented him when he sunk one from deep. Jim is strong enough to carry Pam, who weighs 126 pounds, and he got the bigger half when he and Dwight broke the pig rib for Christmas. Jim was also able to make it up a telephone pole.
 * Gifted Intelligence: When Jim was in the third grade, he was placed in the second from the top reading group.
 * Expert Businessman: Jim is an expert paper salesman. His job is to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and type of copier paper, whether he can supply it to them and whether they can pay for it. Jim also started Athlead, a sports marketing company.
 * Bilingualism: Jim speaks English and Spanish.

Abilities

 * "I'm educated. I'm capable."
 * ―Andy Bernard in Search Committee


 * Gifted Intelligence: Andy scored a 1220 on the SAT in high school. He attended Cornell University, an excellent school and the highest rank in the Ivy League, and graduated in four years without studying once in 1995 (on time). He got in off the wait list. He started the main frisbee golf club at Cornell, minored in history, took introduction to philosophy twice, and women's studies courses. When Michael was gone, Dwight's first order of business was to make Andy his number two.
 * Skilled Businessman: Andy was the regional director in charge of sales at the Stamford branch of Dunder Mifflin. He barely out-sells Phyllis.
 * Skilled Musician: Andy can play several instruments, such as the banjo, the steel drum, the sitar, and the guitar.
 * Bilingualism: Andy speaks English and French.
 * "What we have here is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win."
 * ―Andy Bernard in Lecture Circuit Part 1


 * Indomitable Will:

Abilities
Creed is familiar with drugs.


 * Expert Thief: Creed steals things all the time; it's just something he does, and he stopped caring a long time ago. He has taking many supplies from the office; he loves stealing things. He stole poker chips to win a mini-fridge. He sold $1,200 worth of office equipment when he thought the branch was closing. Creed runs a small fake ID company from his car with a laminating machine that he swiped from the sheriff's station. He took money from paper mill workers. He faked his own death for tax reasons and draws benefits as his own widow. He counterfeited Dwight's Schrute Bucks. He transfers his debt to another identity.
 * Skilled Musician:
 * Bilingualism: Creed speaks English and Chinese.