User:Kenosando

About me
The Office is perhaps one of my favorite shows of all time. Satiric humor and black comedy is great when performed by great actors behind clever writing.

A few of my other favorite TV shows:
 * M*A*S*H
 * The Simpsons
 * Seinfeld
 * Good Eats
 * Scrubs (the first eight seasons)
 * Lost

My Sports Teams:
 * Indianapolis Colts
 * Houston Astros
 * San Antonio Spurs

My favorite pages

 * The Office Wiki
 * FOX Sports
 * Engadget
 * What's The Scuttle Butt?
 * Newegg
 * Geeks
 * The Onion

My favorite The Office quotes
Dwight: "Thanks, old man!"
 * "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." --Michael
 * "What am I gonna do? I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I gonna do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I'm gonna stay up all day. I'm gonna sleep up all night. I'm gonna give it a HO-OH! HEY! HO-OH! And I'm gonna stop worrying about calories." --Michael
 * "What's a text?" --Creed
 * "The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive... like I did when I was a homeless man." --Creed
 * "I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing, I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly!" --Creed
 * Creed: "Good work, kid."
 * "Daddy here for youu. My wittle angels." --Michael
 * "All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy." --Dwight