Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure



Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun-Run Race For the Cure was a funrun held to raise rabies awareness in Fun Run.

The Cause of the Funrun
The Funrun was caused after Meredith Palmer was discovered to have contracted rabies twice. This compelled Michael Scott to create a funrun to raise money for rabies awareness.

Funding
The main funds for the funrun came from Michael and Jan Levinson.

The Funrun
The Funrun starts with Dwight Schrute firing a revolver into the air. After frantically glancing around to make sure a bullet wasn't going to land into their backs, the participants of the funrun trotted forwards, turning left and heading down the sidewalk.

Bob Vance and his wife Phyllis Vance are in first place as they round the bend, and Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly are in last, not making much of an effort to catch up.

Michael surges past the group after getting a boost by eating some Fettucine Alfredo. In his good spirits, he doesn't notice Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, and Stanley Hudson falling back and smoothly sliding into a taxi before the driver motors away from the curb.

Andy Bernard explains his drafting technique, tailgating a sweaty Kevin Malone to eliminate wind resistance, while looking rather ridiculous.

At the water station, Jan Levinson fills up cups of water and hands them out to the runners. Toby Flenderson, rushed, takes a half sip of his cup before chucking it back to Jan, causing water to splash around her shirt. She seems to want to shout, but Michael tears past next, and Jan frets about him. However, Michael refuses water, saying that "Rabies people live an irrational fear of water."

Andy starts to gasp in pain as his nipples, which are now very tight against his tank top, starts to give him pain.

Stanley, Oscar, and Creed are shown gorging themselves on drinks at a nearby patio restaurant, checking the time every now and then.

Dwight catches up to Michael and reveals that he drugged Toby's beverage before the funrun, but then realizes that he actually gave Toby an energy boost by doing so, thus explaining how good Toby is doing. Even Toby expresses astonishment how well he's doing in the next scene.

Jim and Pam, unconcerned about the race, decide to peruse the contents in a garage sale in a nearby house.

Michael's alfredo proves to be detrimental, as he starts to cramp up early and seems to be in mild pain.

Andy is in a similar predicament; His sensitive nipples paired with Kevin's abrupt stopping makes for an agonizing funrun.

Dwight and Angela Martin start to get in a rift as they run. Dwight admits to euthanizing Angela's cat, Sprinkles, without consent. The conversation turns ugly and Angela attempts to whack Dwight with her hand.

Jim and Pam finish browsing through the catalog and pick a lamp that is shaped somewhat like a turquoise fish that costed eight dollars.

Toby, still with his energy rush, finishes far ahead of the other office workers and arrives at the winner's stand to find Kelly Kapoor scrolling through her phone, relaxed.

Now Michael is absolutely pooped. He pants, exhausted as the malingerers' taxi drives past. Oscar, Stanley, and Creed are a bit too late and their scheme does not go unnoticed.

Everyone starts to run to the finish line, passing Michael by. Michael, with the encouragement of Jim and Pam, finally gets to the finish.

Leaderboard

 * 1) Toby Flenderson
 * 2) Glenn
 * 3) Angela Martin 
 * 4) Unnamed Male
 * 5) Unnamed Female
 * 6) Billy Merchant
 * 7) Creed Bratton
 * 8) Oscar Martinez
 * 9) Stanley Hudson
 * 10) Kevin Malone
 * 11) Andy Bernard
 * 12) Phyllis Vance (Possibly)
 * 13) Bob Vance (Possibly)
 * 14) Michael Scott
 * 15) Jim Halpert
 * 16) Pam Beesly
 * 17) Dwight Schrute (DNF)