Garden Party Quotes


 * See episode, Garden Party.

Jim: There’s this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there’s an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a… phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it’ll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.

Dwight: No. No. No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [running from building] No, no, no, no, no, no, No, No, No, NO, NO! NO! NO! NO! [stopping in front of defaced billboard] NOOOOOOOOO!

Dwight: I’ve been wanting Schrute Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this party is a great opportunity. Plus, I’ve got a secret weapon. [holds up book, Throwing A Garden Party by James Trickington] Only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars. [laughs]

Jim: I’m actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. [holds up same book] I’ve only sold one copy.

Gabe: Get your head in the game Gabriel! Why didn't you toast Robert? I should've thought of that! Why have I spent all this time talking to Stanley's mistress?

Walter Jr.: Hey I'm Walter Bernard.

Jim: Hey I'm Jim.

Walter Jr.: Jim?...Jim...Tuna!

Dwight: JAMES, PAMELA, AND PEEPEE HALPERT!

Jim: Hey, I have a question. Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?

Dwight: That’s a stupid question, obviously mISTER JAMES HALPERT!