9,986,000 Minutes

9,986,000 Minutes is a song used in the episode Michael's Last Dundies. Used at the end of the episode, Michael Scott's coworkers were upset that Michael was leaving. This song is a parody of Rent's Season of Love.

Lyrics

 * Andy: Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes, We actually sat down and did the math.
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes. That's how many minutes that you've worked here.
 * Pam: In costumes,
 * Jim: And impressions,
 * Toby: In meetings,
 * Kelly & Erin: In cups of coffee
 * Kevin: For birthdays,
 * Stanley: More meetings and...
 * Angela & Phyllis: Email forwards you made us read.
 * Everybody (Except Michael): Nine million, nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes. That's like watching Die Hard eighty thousand times.
 * Meredith: You hit me with your car...
 * Ryan: You helped me get off drugs..
 * Creed: I watch you when you sleep...
 * Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me.
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
 * Darryl: You've got to remember to call.
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
 * Andy: Love is a gift from up above!
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to call!!
 * Kelly & Erin: Text or call or email or call!
 * Deangelo: Measure... Measure your life in looooooooooove!
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
 * Deangelo: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
 * Deangelo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to remember to call!
 * Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll!!
 * Deangelo: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!