The Surplus Quotes


 * See episode The Surplus

Andy: We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what. I have looked at twelve venues, I have lost eight deposits, and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.

Jim: Truce.

Pam: Yeah I guess, since I won.

Jim: You did win, you did win. Anyway I'm gonna need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated. (He begins to walk away, then turns around).

Jim: I'm totally kidding.

Pam: [Laughs in relief].

Jim: (Whispering) I'm gonna need four. (He kisses her)