The Girl Next Door

"The Girl Next Door" is Subtle Sexuality's second song. Available on the Season Eight Blu-ray/DVD release along with the webisode "The Story of Subtle Sexuality". It is the last webisode, which aired May 4, 2011. There are two parts to the webisode; part 1 is "The Story Of Subtle Sexuality" and part 2 is "The Girl Next Door".

Lyrics (from genius.com):

[Verse 1: Kelly & Erin] (Kelly) I'm just the girl next door, but that's how it goes You only see me as one of your bros (Erin) I'm rich and I'm skinny and I have high self esteem People say that I could be a pageant queen (Kelly) We could be just like Juliet & Romeo Cleopatra & Marc Antony Or Marc Anthony & J-Lo

[Chorus: Kelly & Erin] (Kelly) I'm just the girl next door (Erin) And she's totally poor (Kelly) I wish I could be more I'm just the girl next door

[Verse 2: Kelly & Erin] (Kelly) I'm on a customer service call I see you two holding hands across the hall (Erin) I've got two thousand friends on Facebook (Kelly) I eat a ham sandwich alone in my office nook (Erin) My blessed family won the lottery (Kelly) And my lame one lives in poverty, poverty, poverty, poverty

[Chorus]

[Bridge: Ry Howard] I miss you, I love you Now looking back forty years later My one regret is choosing not to date her The hot girl wasn't that great She was a bad mother, she was always late Should have gone for the girl next door from the very start But it's too late cause she died of a broken heart

[Chorus] x2