Inventions of Michael Scott

Michael Scott frequently comes up with ideas for inventions or business ventures. They are rarely realized, and when they do exist, they invariably lose money.


 * The Magic No Ouchie Meat Machine, a foot-safe version of the George Foreman Grill, a callback to The Injury. It's a grill inside a bunny cage.
 * A salad dressing made by mixing Newman's Ranch with Newman's Italian. He sells it at a loss at flea markets.
 * Shoe La La, a shoe store that sells shoes for special occasions in a man's life.
 * Toilet Buddy, a net that hangs in the toilet to catch things before they fall in.
 * The Michael Scott Paper Company, his own paper company, founded upon quitting Dunder Mifflin during the episode Two Weeks. It operated at a loss during its brief existence. ("Broke")
 * Tube City, a system of interconnected tubes running through the office with hamsters inside them.
 * Chair Pants, a chair that is part of your pants so when you sit down, you're supported. ("Company Picnic")
 * Mike's Cereal Shack, a restaurant that serves every variety of cereal that they sell in the store. ("Local Ad")