Broke Quotes


 * See episode Broke

Michael: It's 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? If you are Ryan's parents or Pam's parents or my parents, you do. They're gonna be in this van. With me. Who am I? Nothing to fear. I am just a 44 year old guy with a paper route. Dwight: I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor. Jim: Really? Does he do good work or-- Dwight: [scoffs] No, Jim. I use a bad apiarist. [sighs] Pam: When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don’t blame the child. He didn’t know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, “Drive, kid. I trust you.”

Michael: Well, well, well how the turntables...

Angela: What do you hear?

Kelly: [mumbles]

Michael: Our company is worth nothing. That’s the difference between you and I. Business isn’t about money to me, David. If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of company names.

David: Michael–

Michael: That’s one of ’em! Yes. These are our demands. This is what we want. Our balls are in your court.

Charles: Okay, do not go anywhere near the conference room.

Dwight: Done.

Charles: Because you have embarrassed me for the last time today. Got it?

Dwight: I’m not– I’m not following you.

Charles: You two are morons.

Jim: Got it.

Dwight: Wh–

Charles: Get out. Michael: There are certain defining moments in a person’s life. The day he is born. The day he grows hair. The day he starts a business. And the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin. What have I learned from all of this? It is far too early to tell. I just know that I am flying high and I don’t even want to think about it. I just want to enjoy it. Charles: Hey, guys–

Michael: No, no. You’re done.