Back From Vacation Quotes


 * See episode Back From Vacation

Karen: I still haven't found an apartment yet. I'm living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a "for rent" sign down the street from Jim and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away. Roy: [starts clapping] Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done.

Michael: All right. [continued clapping and cheering for Michael]

Roy: That corporate booty, he likes to hit it! Dwight: Who did this to you? [refers to Pam crying] Where is he?

Pam: What? No, it’s not… it’s nothing.

Dwight: [takes off coat to tie around waist] It’s hot in here.

Pam: Yeah.

Dwight: Yeah.

Pam: [Dwight hands out handkerchief] Thanks. You don’t need to stay here.

Dwight: I know. [puts arm around Pam who continues to cry] So you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?

Kevin: What am I going to do? [Refers to a large pictures of Jan and Michael] I'm gonna hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art. [smirks]